fapping

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    it's been a daily thing since i was still in primary school (that mental image can probably get you arrested), but in the last few weeks i've completely lost the desire to do so, now it's like twice a week tops.

    every time i feel like i 'should' bash one out, i open up a tab of xhamster.com, browse through all the fakery for a 5 minutes looking for something that makes my dick move, then decide "fuck this shit" and give up.



    I thought it might have something to do with the fact i got laid for the first time in a long time a few weeks ago...i was considering consulting my GP, but she's a chick.

    so my question is...whadafuq is wrong with my genitals?
     
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    Sicx Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like aids
     
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  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    you mite be gay
     
  4. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    pretty certain this man is a waffle doctor.
     
  5. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    definatly aids..

    dnt worry its only fap aids... your fapping will continue at full capacity and then some in a couple of yrs..
     
  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    posting for relevance

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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    depression /

    lay off the weed for a while
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    this is a case of sexual repulsion. you have experienced something traumatizing and its been linked with sex. who was this person you had sex with. to you, who was this person to you. what happened that night jools.
     
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  11. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    can u n jools do a duet.. plzzzz
     
  12. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i came out of a pretty up-and-down 3 year long bout of depression a few months ago, had no problem fapping all day then.
    and i smoke a couple times a fortnight tops.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    some 28 year old i hooked up with at cable a couple weeks back...weird? yes. traumatising? no.

    why weird? because banging someone technically old enough to be your mum is gonna be a bit weird.
     
  14. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Bullshit
     
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    fractal Well-Known Member

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    Shes 28 and old enough to be your mum? How old are you? 14?
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    no word of a lie mate, didn't know she was as old as she was until the end of the night, and she still doesn't know how old i am.

    i got her email but she hasn't replied, so i'm just assuming she was a slag looking for a fuck that'll reassure her she still 'has it'.



    doesn't matter...had sex.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    18, provided she had her first period at the age of 10, she is TECHNICALLY old enough to be my mum.
     
  18. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    pretty sure not many people have kids when they are 9
     
  19. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    nobody should ever smash someone on a night out and leave with their email.


    creepiest shit I ever heard!
     
  20. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    im only 27 ya dick i am not old :(