FAO Of The Cocksuckers

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Moskit, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Moskit

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    That keep on pointing randoms my way for random information on random d&b related randomness....

    Here is a typical example of the replies they have been receiving.

     
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    hey i heard u has andy c's last set at the end? care to upload?

    thanks in advance
     
  3. Moskit

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    When I was 13, I tied up Andy C when he was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of him.

    By the time I was done, his lip was split, his wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of his eyes was swollen shut, he was missing two teeth, his small moobs were entirely black and blue, his cock was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in his feet were broken.

    When I let him down, he crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged his legs to his chest and sobbed quietly.

    I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I had actually hit puberty at 12, and had hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and he noticed what I was doing, and he just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on his face.

    It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over his face and chest.

    Then, I picked up his torn trucker cap up from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to him.

    I told him to clean himself up & ensure that in the future he never produced any decent music after 2005 and that if he ever told anyone what happened, I would go to his house and kill him while he slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt him, he should say a bunch of the Ganja Records kids did it.

    When I think back on it, I think he was the first guy I ever loved.
     
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    quoted for posterity. also, mug.
     
  6. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    There you go man, for some reason I think he thinks he's funny or cool, yet he is just annoying
     
  7. dirty breaks

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    nope.

    and harry started it.
     
  8. dnbsoldier87

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    is dirty breaks the new arkmed?
     
  9. mr karnage

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    thought this was a damagecase thread :teeth:
     
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    No religion - no damage case :teeth:
     
  11. mr karnage

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    you like my sig though
     
  12. Harry3

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    its my pathetic attempt at revenge
     
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    dirty breaks seems to be as muggy as akmed
     
  14. Moskit

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    Harrold loves me really.
     
  15. ONSLAUGHT88

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    Definitely cut from the same cloth
     
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    WHOAHWHOAHWHOAHMOTHERFUCKER.

    don't go making generalisations like that, you'll hurt someones feelings.
     
  17. Moskit

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    Arkmeed has a bad rep way beyond his annoyance levels imo, there has been FAR more annoying members...
     
  18. mr karnage

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    hes lucky you have to rep 20 times before you can do it again
     
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    sparkdatzoots a quality poster

    fact
     
  20. Moskit

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