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Here's a pic of the octopus we caught a couple of weeks ago.
Please pay particular attention to the size of the head (about the size of a football) and the menacing red eyes :twisted:

 

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oh ffs gumby know you not what you have brought forth?? ea, lord of the deeps :scared:
the sighting is a portent of doom!! and errrrrk ffs look, ok look at at at the size of that thing?? holy. fking. shit. l i can barely focus, the sheer horror, its so... much tentacles. and meat, its really meaty!!
the size of those tentacles... its like a tyre if you cut it and spread it out kind of thing, ill bet that thing is strong too. that big fking football head AND THE FKING THING MANEUVERED AROUND WITH EASE AND GOT WISE TO STUFF AND WHATNOT!?!!
 

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yeah they move pretty quickly. we were only on a small boat.

it tried to get out of the boat, so mark scared it into changing directions, but then it got angry and started coming after him.

meanwhile i was FREAKING OUT.


he killed it with the boat anchor and took it home to bbq.
 

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yeah they move pretty quickly. we were only on a small boat.

it tried to get out of the boat, so mark scared it into changing directions, but then it got angry and started coming after him.

meanwhile i was FREAKING OUT.


he killed it with the boat anchor and took it home to bbq.
Cool story br.....hoe?
 

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no you speng, know you nothing about the kraken. what youre thinking about is probably the arctic squid and its peculiarities. its the arctic squid which in proportion to its body has the largest penis, proportionally, of all creatures. basically one of its tentacles, i believe the 7th, its not a tentacle, its the dick. imagine if your left arm was your arm and ended in a hand and your right arm, didnnt have an elbow and ended in a dickhead, and then when you get excited it would be pretty difficult to just tuck under the belt and jog off like nothing happened. yeah imagine it.
 

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genetically they are the most different organism on earth from us. and in a whole bunch of other ways too. they dont belong, there is something about them that makes me know, they are from the stars.
 

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If they evolved and coild travel on land I reckon we'd get something that'd be the equivalent of a facehugger from Alien
 

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id keep one as a pet

dont think i could cope with a massive fish tank in my living room though

could maybe get a baby one and when it gets a bit big, kill it and have it for supper

does anyone know that music video when they all have a massive food fight and at the end a waiter bring a small octopus in and someone picks it up, start swinging it around his head and launches it down the table where it lands on this guys face and the tentacles wrap around his head?
 

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you cant keep them as pets you fools!! the facehuggers are super evolving creatures, and to see one of those, and that really is one of the most fucking massive octopodes ive ever seen thats not news or archive footage (gumby that is really yours then, thats the one you caught. youre not making this up, its really that one? be honest) from someone out on spare time fishing and own footage, its head is pretty big, its eyes must be pretty big, its beak pretty big but the fking tentacles are so. fking. huge.
 
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