fantasies

biggest beastiality fantasy

  • making your dog pregnant

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • humiliating a crocodile by pissing on it

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • making sweet love to a transexual horse

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • fucking a dolphin in the blowhole

    Votes: 5 31.3%
  • using a buttplug on a giraffe

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • having license to do anything to a family of ducks

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • eating the asshole of a panda

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • other (please state)

    Votes: 6 37.5%

  • Total voters
    16

logikz

I Am Not The King
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the reason why im calling downs syndrome is only for handicaps. now i know someone has it, but not all hours. only the night times. i gave him 15 euro it was a bargain i said. went down to the chippies, with blue bums, in the back of luigis. those are the symptoms. there was a bucket of water turned on top too, but it shouldve been a bucket of shite, with your over grown head on ya. in the back of your car, stick it the legs, get your face up, sixteen years of age. and a man that ends the videos the same as what i do. im coming for that. shite in a bucket.
 

greddie

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#10
ducks... i would find them a nice pond, feed them some bread and make sure they were safe from sexual predators like urself.... leave the ducks alone
 
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#12
getting a bucket full of ants and placing a plate of tasteful foods near them, thus creating a row of ants walking to and fro the plate. After creating this initial and essentail enviroment, torture the ants in every possible way, including spraying them with ant spray, lighting them on fire and the cruciatus curse.
 

Toejam

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#13
I remember Ricky Gervais explaining a story whilst he was in the bath, had his bellend poking out of the water like an island, cant remember the full story but he ended up pulling the wings off a fly and let the blighter run around his crown much to his own amusement, not sure what to think of that really.
 
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