fantasies

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by bongo90, Jun 20, 2012.

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biggest beastiality fantasy

  1. making your dog pregnant

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  2. humiliating a crocodile by pissing on it

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  3. making sweet love to a transexual horse

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  4. fucking a dolphin in the blowhole

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  5. using a buttplug on a giraffe

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  6. having license to do anything to a family of ducks

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  7. eating the asshole of a panda

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  8. other (please state)

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    37.5%
  1. bongo90

    bongo90 Member

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    if you had to.....
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    the reason why im calling downs syndrome is only for handicaps. now i know someone has it, but not all hours. only the night times. i gave him 15 euro it was a bargain i said. went down to the chippies, with blue bums, in the back of luigis. those are the symptoms. there was a bucket of water turned on top too, but it shouldve been a bucket of shite, with your over grown head on ya. in the back of your car, stick it the legs, get your face up, sixteen years of age. and a man that ends the videos the same as what i do. im coming for that. shite in a bucket.
     
  3. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    not even gonna votte ha!!
     
  4. Dubsta

    Dubsta Well-Known Member

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    plateing a skunk whilst doing watersports with a puffa fish
     
  5. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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  7. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    no mention of fucking sheeps! fuck off
     
  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Sticking my cock up my own ass and fucking a tape worm
     
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  9. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    you really do know how to turn me on
     
  10. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    ducks... i would find them a nice pond, feed them some bread and make sure they were safe from sexual predators like urself.... leave the ducks alone
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    getting a bucket full of ants and placing a plate of tasteful foods near them, thus creating a row of ants walking to and fro the plate. After creating this initial and essentail enviroment, torture the ants in every possible way, including spraying them with ant spray, lighting them on fire and the cruciatus curse.
     
  13. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I remember Ricky Gervais explaining a story whilst he was in the bath, had his bellend poking out of the water like an island, cant remember the full story but he ended up pulling the wings off a fly and let the blighter run around his crown much to his own amusement, not sure what to think of that really.
     
  14. Fallen.GeMiNi

    Fallen.GeMiNi 3rd rate banger merchant

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    logikz has killed the thread. Once again :D
     
  15. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Bongo90
    My fantasy is to sodomize your girl. I tell she is a REAL animal.