Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Reference, Jul 25, 2009.
The clitoris is a sexual organ that is present only in female mammals. In humans, the visible button-like portion is located near the anterior junction of the labia minora, above the opening of the urethra and vagina. Unlike the penis, which is homologous to the clitoris, the clitoris does not contain the distal portion of the urethra, and functions solely to induce sexual pleasure. The only known exception to this is in the Spotted Hyena. In this species, the urogenital system is unique in that the female urinates, mates and gives birth via an enlarged, erectile clitoris, known as a pseudo-penis.
my sister knows this bloke who picked up a girl at a party and took her home. she had some lollies with her told him that she had put 4 in her pussy and asked him to eat them out. he thought it was a kinky idea, so he went ahead with it. he ate all 4 of the lollies out of her and then felt a 5th one... he didnt think much of it, and gulped it down.
the next day he woke up with this gross red rash all around his mouth. he went to the doctor and the doc asked him if he had done anything out of the ordinary in the past couple of days. he decided to tell the doctor about the girl with the lollies.
the doctor told him that she probably only did put 4 lollies in her vag, and the 5th thing he ate out of her was probably A HERPES CLUSTER.
Herpes cluster on the starboard bow! man the lasers!
Oh dear god.
That's put me right off. Sod walking around with herpes around your mouth.
isnt it just the greatest story EVER!
we were telling someone in the pub about it and they ran outside and vomited in the garden.
Yeah. Turned my stomach over feel sorry for person who was sick lol.
ouch! i watched some porn film, where this man fucked this babysitter with a lollipop then licked her out. random shit.
id look up at the doctor , grin and just say ' Brucie ' whilst jiggling my eyebrows up and down..
Herpes Cluster is now my WOTD.
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