Fancy a laugh? Read this

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  1. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    at first i thought it was bait but its a pretty comprehensive forum, they make a lot of sense actually
     
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    "can I at least have a foreign girlfriend or mistress?
    No. Your black mistress will end up converting you to her "black Jesus" and Kawanzaa heresies:"


    hahahaha. should rinse them out for sure. what would be the best way though? im sure moskit could contribute some priceless posts/topics of unsavory nature
     
  4. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    A good idea would be to rally up the numbers in this thread, then all signing up at the same time and doing a synchronised trolling.
     
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    Just because I don't post on here as much no need to make fun of my new forum ffs.
     
  6. co0ke

    co0ke windowlicker

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    yes i like this idea very much.
    also on the subject of noah, cursing your son and all his brethren just because he saw your wanger? bit of an overreaction imo...
     
  7. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    The real question is "Why was Noah getting drunk on his own completely stark bollock naked?"

    Religion, when taken to the extremes, makes people so blinkered.
     
  8. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Hahahah beat me to it. When your missus is foreign you have to be constantly on your guard for Kawanzaa heresies and sleep with a crucifix and gun under the pillow.
     
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    hahahahaha this is definitely a point worth raising with jeb thurmond
     
  10. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    The site you requested is blocked under the following categories: Hate Speech
    cor dear!
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Don't waste your votes people, This year is Bobby's year!

    BOBBY JINDAL


    Arguments for:

    * Sneers at wasteful spending, such as disaster preparedness
    * Refused Obama's stimulus money that would expand unemployment insurance
    * As former head of the Louisiana Department of Health, and current governor of Louisiana, he takes credit for Louisiana now rating number #1 on incentives for personal responsibility in health and safety
    * Hired the who's who of the anti-sodomite movement as advisors
    * 100% Pro-Life voting record.
    * Supports the teaching of intelligent design in public schools.
    * Opposes embryonic stem cell research.
    * Supported making the PATRIOT Act permanent.
    * Supported a constitutional amendment banning flag burning.
    * Voted for the Real ID Act of 2005
    * Has an A rating from Gun Owners of America.
    * Supports co-payments in Medicaid (no more free ride).
    * Earned an environmental harm demerit from the RINO group Republicans for Environmental Protection.
    * Rated 7% by the eco-terrorist League of Conservation Voters, with anti-environment votes on 11 out of 12 "critical" issues.
    * Hindu-Christian converts who believe in demonic possession are very good Christians

    Arguments against:

    * Is brown
    * From a country with Muslims in it, which means he's probably a secret Muslim

    Other factors:

    * Is an amature exorcist: Read his first-hand account of meeting a demon face to face!

    Though I could find no cause for my chest pains, I was very scared of what was happening to me and Susan. I began to think that the demon would only attack me if I tried to pray or fight back; thus...I gave up all attempts at prayer and admitted conditional defeat (to the demon)

    He's willing to surrender to the ultimate embodyment of evil, to save his own skin. He also is willing to negotiate with the ultimate embodyment of evil, without preconditions. Does this mean he will negotiate with Iran, or does he believe Iran is even more evil than demons?

    ...Maybe she sensed our weariness; whether by plan or coincidence, Susan chose the perfect opportunity to attempt an escape. She suddenly leapt up and ran for the door, despite the many hands holding her down...
     
  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    DEEEY TURRRK OURRR JEBS!
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    DEEEY TURRRK OURRR WIVES!
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  14. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    I want to run my fingers through that beard, turn on my Catholicism simulator, whack the parody-drive up to 14 and squeal piggie, squeal.
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    What I like is through the cunning use of bold text and the colour red he almost manages to appear sane.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Ahahahaha they have like medals/badges under their user names with things like:
    Ex-masturbator,
    Protected by Jesus,
    Super Soaker Baptism Award,
    Ready for the rapture,
    Heaven Bound,
    Teabag Patriot,
    True Christian Caucasian Award,
    True Christian Hot Rodder.

    Seems like they hate New Zealand aswell.
     
  18. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    The more of this I read the more I think it must be a very dedicated team making a parody.


    Surely this stuff isn't real!
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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