False Teeth

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  1. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    Every morning the bloke who sits opposite to my desk goes and buys some form of sandwich.

    He gets back to his desk about 9.30am and then opens his mouth and takes out his false teeth normally followed by a trail of spit.
    Then he puts the teeth in his pocket and wipes his hands on his trousers.

    Then eats his sandwiches and then puts them back in.

    EVERY BLOODY MORNING I HAVE TO WATCH THIS.
     
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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  3. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    You should play Dillinja - Grimey throughout the whole process.

    Where do you work?

    I'm imagining a Drag Me to Hell gum based scenario.
     
  4. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    I work for the MoD mate, so the majority of the peeps here are like 60 and ex army.
    good combo
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Don't wash your bell for a few days, steal them, have sex with them, replace & enjoy.
     
  6. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    hahahah moskit you sick sick bastard.



















    i like your thinking... :D
     
  7. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    swap his pearl drops for a tube of liquid nails!!
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Even better, buy a set of those comedy "manky teeth", wear them over your existing teeth & submit him to an extreme version of the torture he has inflicted on you.


    Really overdo it, excess dribblling & chewing, making sure bits fall everywhere, use the correct foods to maximise effect... Doughnuts, Porridge & Raw Meat.

    Then leave them on his desk, covered in filth & await his response.
     
  9. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    hahahahha ahhh mate thats wrong.. but made me laugh a fair bit!
     
  10. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    thats some dark shit right thur.
     
  11. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    funny fred ere.

    i say next time he takes em out, sidle over to the chap, politely ask him for a bite of the sandwich (hold back gagging at the thought of this), then the second he opens his mouth n tries to answer you whether it be a yes fill yer boots or chuff off its my sanger, just knee him in the jaw 7 times until he's unconscious, drag him over to your desk and use his face as a footstool
     
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    mcbeckzman :P bambalachaz™ MC Beckzman

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  13. Borf™

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    Just leave a note on his desk before he gets in/after he's gone out telling him how minging it is. But make out it's someone else in the office. Someone he'd never confront.
     
  14. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    There's a fella at our work, luckily in a different office from me but one I have to visit a few times a day, (I've got my own office).

    I'd heard about his eating from others, but only witnessed it yesterday.

    He eats apples, but first cuts them into 1/4s, cuts the core out, then eats. Eats them with the loudest, suckiest, slurping noises you can imagine, and then chews loudly with his mouth open, if you were having a 'who can eat an apple in the loudest most disgusting way competition' you wouldn't get close.

    He seemed blissfully unaware of the slurping too, 100%devoted to his apple, while everyone else in the office is staring at him wondering wtf?!
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    What happened with this situation Mr Flap...

    Has it been rectified?

    I can offer my services for the bargain sum of a Bag Of Dead Rabbits & a Blowjob.

    Nothing more, nothing less.
     
  16. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Dank.

    Put your cock in his sandwich and ask him does he still want it.
    If he says yes, kick him in the false teeth and explain to your boss that he about to rape you.

    Always works.
     
  17. TongueFlap

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    haha just seen this bumpage -

    I have moved office now as i work for a different team.

    ...but.. I did pop back the other morning to say hi. I arrived about 11am, thinking I would of missed the show. I was wrong!! There he was, in all his glory taking out his teeth whilst making a 'sluuufffppphhttt' noise.
    yummy
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I hate him.

    Tell him a random nutter you know from internetz wants to reconstruct 2 Girls 1 Cup with him, exept there is no girls, just hairy old male tramps & he's the cup.
     
  19. TongueFlap

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    I had a quick word with him. I approached him and wispered in his ear "some random nutter from the tinterwebz wants to play 2 girls 1 cup and your the cup - you up for it?"
    He looked shocked at first, but then gave a quick smirk.

    Think your in there mate!! :gang_bang