Fake Dj's

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  1. Paul Ashmore

    Paul Ashmore Audio Animals Mastering

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    The worst I've seen so far

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    why dont you like him
     
  3. sam the dnb man

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  4. Paul Ashmore

    Paul Ashmore Audio Animals Mastering

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    Don't you need to turn the mixer on to dj? oh wait there is no mixer and the decks are off
     
  5. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    Who is that?
     
  6. sam the dnb man

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    Is there like a tublr page for this sort of shit? I wanna see what they are like
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    loldjs.com was kind of humorous back in the day. i dont see any reason to dwell on this person, whatever hes supposed to be doing and whom ever hes supposed to be, i just doesnt matter at all. djs are not rock stars, unless they actually make the music the play, in which case its still doesnt merit having his decks on the biggest stage of the festival, thats for bands and such, watching someone dj totally takes the cake when it comes to boring. booth, under the stairs, or behind the bar, that makes sense.
     
  8. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    looks like he is just taking the piss at the end of a night
     
  9. Eternaloptimist

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    ^ what he said... give him a 10 for wearing ear plugs > smart guy
     
  10. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    There is no better dj skill than mixing without a mixer. Even more so if he is rocking cdj's that aren't on. He is possibly god, and therefore he can give you virgins at your death if you have semtex and lots of inner depths of loathing for people you are willing to sacrifice brutally in his name.

    Although i'm not sure about the virgin deal, if it ugly girls and or underage then it's a mugs game. especially when anyone who admits being a virgin on earth gets abuse, the likelyhood is they are not good even in heaven. in fact most of the girls i like aren't virgins and are probably going to end up in hell. I do know for a fact it has nothing to do with Richard Branson and no matter how many dvd's you set fire to he won't let you fuck anyone, let alone a virgin.

    personally, i think if i could fake dj a set i would clang it just to seem real, but all along i would be playing tetris on gameboy. swag.
     
  11. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Ive seen this before at jump up raves. Simple case of someone's nicked off with the mixer, It happens.

    I went to a rave once where the dj was scratching his head, Looking confussed not playing anything turns out someone nicked his cd wallet. Lucky tho they didnt steal his record box

    +1 to vinyl
     
  12. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Sums up the characters in attendance at your jamp ap events then doesnt it :teeth:.

    Im kidding, im a sucker for some jump up.