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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Jul 21, 2012.

  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    1. Bras are 600 years old.

    2. The Nazis plotted to kill Sir Winston Churchill with an exploding bar of chocolate.

    3. Promiscuous squid swim more slowly after sex.

    4. Mexicans drink more bottled water per capita than any other country.

    5. ANC guerrillas contacted London to get the exact wording of a Julius Caesar speech.

    6. Albatrosses are serially unfaithful to their long-term partners.

    7. George Michael woke from his coma with a "vaguely Bristolian" accent.

    8. Iron age Britons liked olives.

    9. The restaurant Noma imports 22,000 live ants from Denmark every day for its starter at Claridge's.

    10. Seabirds can identify their relatives by sniffing them.

    / saturday nites never been more exciting
     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    dont take my word cuntlip
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    fuck u whore face
     
  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    a black trumpeter John Blanke played regularly at the courts of Henry VII and Henry VIII

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    badman
     
  5. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    no i demand you delete this thread an ting or i will be forced to crywank into an envelope and send it to you

    on an unrelated matter whats your address?
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    envelope won't do the job mate. need some kinda of tube.. or a jiffy bag maybe
     
  7. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    my cum is dry
    dust
     
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    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Is this thread now about Marlok's cum? Interesting.
     
  12. Black Homo

    Black Homo Active Member

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    Sure is heterosexual in here, u boys need to link up.
     
  13. IV4

    IV4 DnBF Sheriff

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    How come black homo gets his own avatar???? I bet thats not him. I think he is a fat mixed guy. Most definatly strait as an arrow. Whats that old English saying. "Methinks the lady doth protest too much," Yea he has got to be strait.
     
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    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    black homo sits at the very top of dnbforum hierarchy
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Iv4's looking a bit of leng...
     
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    im sure you can supply him
     
  17. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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  18. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    ^ :lol



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    can ya tell what is it yet??!
     
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  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    EHEAAHEHEAHEAHEA black homo is rather special i agree. perhaps mod rights for the old boy? or by all means why not say admin?
     
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    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    BEARS DO NOT ROAR