FACEBOOK MERKOFF

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by mcbeckzman :P, Oct 8, 2009.

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Who wins?

Poll closed Oct 16, 2009.
  1. Beckzman

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%
  2. Scampi

    8 vote(s)
    34.8%
  3. None of them, they are both terrible

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%
  4. This thread is pure fail

    8 vote(s)
    34.8%
  1. mcbeckzman :P

    mcbeckzman :P bambalachaz™ MC Beckzman

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    FACEBOOK BAR SPITTING

    So me and scamp decided to have a merkoff on facebook see who could spit the best bars and these were the results.

    To be fair i got fucking slewed at the end hahahaha.

    Scampi - im the lyrical master, with a 10 inch disaster, wen i smoke out i get high like a rasta, slash u wit the lyrical knife u best get a plaster, wen u hit the mic u leave me cryin with laughter.

    Beckzman - cryin with laughter, jump off a rafter, you cant please your girl so last night i smashed her, compared to urs my diks like a giraffes ha, spit bare bars make u choke on ur pasta.

    Scampi - speakin of pasta dats wat im eatin, wen u step to scamp u get a lyrical beatin, u dont wanna be beefin, u rasclart faggot, my dick fuckin HUGEEEE, ur is a maggot

    Beckzman - maggot? faggot? u sound like a parrot. bars so sharp that they leave u in claret. step to me the badboy mc and ill leave u scared and needing a charit, E, u want war with me, slew a man down kill im dead quickly. im the hulk u wont like me wen im angry, leave u screaming out loud like a banshee

    Scampi - oi blud u know i got bars, ur r so bad u best seal em in a jar, speakin of jar didnt he whip ur arse? cuz u sed the only bird hes kissed was his ma, u claim ur the hulk im the thing, cuz i swnd so bad wen i spit dis sick ting!

    Beckzman - oi atleast i eint a virgin, how longs it now that u eint had a bird in? ive had more pussy than ur mums had foreskin and shes had a lot she said "darren ur boring, me. now i want cory, cuz compared to scamp hes a better mc. better at well its just gnerally he can still pleasure girls even tho he cant see"

    Scampi - baha i ent no virgin i shaggin flic, n how can u pleasure girls wit dat tiny dick, speakin of ur dick it can fit in bottle, wen im shaggin ur mum ill give full frottle, stick in gear, fuck her up the rear, this is a lyrical onslaught u dnt wana hear

    Beckzman - haha, yeah, but flic dont want u, she wants me and we both knw thats tru, oh yeah we also both know that u, made that rumour up just so that u.
    can try make everyone laugh, but guess what im gna have the last laugh wen i merk u standard wen i spit more bars and tell the whole world about when u got hard.
    cuz tara sat on ur lap, ull never get here cuz she thinks ur a twat. a twat and a loser she'll just abuse ya to save her bare twos and u cant handle that, cuz ur a pussyhole wasteman, u cant shoot any waste an. u wank off to space jam. cuz lola bunnies fit and u cant get real ham. when its hanging to the floor, merk any mc whos coming on raw, step to me now and ill settle the score you just got merked now i quit, no more.

    Scampi - ur bars r borin dey all the same, dey make ur bars sound even more lame, hang ur head in shame, im the white game, ur the white fiddy ur career is in the drain, ha... u got lyricaly slued, wen u hit the stage manz be givin it boo's, n by the way it wernt tara it was jade, so go fuk ur self n go catch the plague, fuck 16 bars im goin for milestone, im rainin bars on u like an indoneasian cyclone, i laugh wen u spit i fink ur a joke, wen im dun wit u ull be left to choke, u cnt top this nutin can be sed, uve bin left in the gutter ur lyricaly dead, u cnt even see ill be suprised if uve read, u got slued nigga!! now im off to bed


    fuck knows why i even posted that but its waffle hahaha VOTE PPLE WHO WINSSS!!!
     
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  3. mcbeckzman :P

    mcbeckzman :P bambalachaz™ MC Beckzman

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    lmfao once again dont sleep has to give shit on a post.
    ur the reason i got banned last time.
    becuz ur a cock :)
     
  4. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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  5. safety

    safety double safety

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    i think we're all losers in this thread
     
  6. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    You won it man. Using the multies is always good to see.

    And you're mate used the thing I really hate... Lyrical stab, lyrically kill, lyrical this, lyrical that.

    It's super gay.

    Add me on facebook, Kyle Selwood and I'll merk you up.
     
  8. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    got a bit personal towards the end hah

    barbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbarbar
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    My answer is in your sig.
     
  10. Jakue08

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    you win man

    cheered my morning up, some stuff was fuckin funny lol
     
  11. mcbeckzman :P

    mcbeckzman :P bambalachaz™ MC Beckzman

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    Yeah i like using them man haha i reckon its sick.
    Lol i've added you and i completly agree ull slew me :D
     
  12. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    u won, he was shit. wtas this about u cant see?
     
  13. mcbeckzman :P

    mcbeckzman :P bambalachaz™ MC Beckzman

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    i need glasses
     
  14. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    ur not the guy in my sig by any chance are u?
     
  15. mcbeckzman :P

    mcbeckzman :P bambalachaz™ MC Beckzman

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    nah thats my brother

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    thats me
     
  16. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    aww havent u got little hands
     
  17. mcbeckzman :P

    mcbeckzman :P bambalachaz™ MC Beckzman

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    i know.
    its like being wanked off by a hobbit
     
  18. scampi

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    i won end of
     
  19. $pyto

    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    This just made the joint I was smoking a MILLION times better hahahaha!!!
     
  20. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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