Facebook is getting raped!!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, Nov 15, 2011.

  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2007
    Messages:
    7,753
    Likes Received:
    198
    Location:
    Peckham
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2011
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,325
    Likes Received:
    2,085
  3. chanty

    chanty Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2008
    Messages:
    2,149
    Likes Received:
    9
    Location:
    Bristol
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,152
    Likes Received:
    2,586
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT
    Fucking hell what the hells that Fatima Whitbread story about aswell. Her mother held her a knife to her throat while she was rape or summat, midway down, dead babies tied to computer screens, radiators, what the hells going on, madness I tell ya. Is it real?
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2002
    Messages:
    10,556
    Likes Received:
    2,520
    Location:
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    whether this is real or not is immaterial, i tend not to dwell on existential questions. why are we here. why do people do stuff. if god exists why something or other to people what didnt do nothing in the first place. if they didnt do anything they wouldnt ask that question. thats a guilt conscience that is.
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,325
    Likes Received:
    2,085
    england is such an amazing place for up and coming pedos.
     
  7. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2007
    Messages:
    7,753
    Likes Received:
    198
    Location:
    Peckham
  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,152
    Likes Received:
    2,586
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT
    Christ your full of good news today Rock

    ---------- Post added at 11:38 ---------- Previous post was at 11:37 ----------

    By all means keep going I wanna see how far the hole goes, we could snag ourselves a forum suicide.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2002
    Messages:
    10,556
    Likes Received:
    2,520
    Location:
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    really? that would be sweeeeeeet, who is it that will gain their fifteen minutes and catapult our forum into stardom? whoever you are, let me be the first to congratulate you and say that you are a big person, big person indeed to do this.
     
  10. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2008
    Messages:
    7,410
    Likes Received:
    360
    Location:
    Portsmouth
    hmmmm ... conspiricy theory time i think ...... ive recently got emails from my temporary google+ account, saying, sam , come join us and invite your freiends, blah blah blah ... i think its probably google, setting it all up .. only way to get people from facebook onto google+ .....GETMI
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,152
    Likes Received:
    2,586
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT
    Can I make a suggestion? How about the next one that appears on DNBTV? Perfect situation right there, the set up is already like an Al'qaeda suicide video, said person takes over mic makes some rant about Dnbforum and waffle, The Voice would have been perfect for this deal. Ultimate exposure, littlest cost.
     
  12. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2007
    Messages:
    7,753
    Likes Received:
    198
    Location:
    Peckham
    hahahaha!
     
  13. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    I haven't seen Armed on here recently, and he is a bit of an emo... he might be game for being waffles first martyr...
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2002
    Messages:
    10,556
    Likes Received:
    2,520
    Location:
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    genius. but adolf, dusseldorf, or whatever the voices real name was is not available. so and im taking my lead from you here but but but and if you follow my reasoning, matthew, nuera, was just on there the other day and i dont think it anyone would particularly mind, per se, if he were to, well this is just an idea i mean obviously

    ---------- Post added at 13:11 ---------- Previous post was at 13:07 ----------

    ahmed is a great choice for this, not my first pick (matthew is) but certainly a candidate. we wont be able to get him on dnbtv, being that he cant dj or has any discernible skills or qualities at all for that matter, but a live feed would do just fine, being that hes young i think we could psychologically pressure him into suicide relatively fast and it would probably land us a little write up in the daily mail, i mean its not the big time but i think its a start
     
  15. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,152
    Likes Received:
    2,586
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT
    I think its only right we set aside a little thread for the 2 of them where they can tussle it out and we decide who is the most deserving, obviously I think we all want Matty, but ultimately they should decide. Maybe a b2b affair could solve all the problems.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2002
    Messages:
    10,556
    Likes Received:
    2,520
    Location:
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    yeah sure, that works, but its a question of wording, what would it be called? can we put a positive spin on it, like its a a a prize of some kind? who will win the big prize and get to end themselves for the furtherment of the forum kind of thing, maybe do like a celtic warriror theme or a kind of british samurai
     
  17. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2008
    Messages:
    11,152
    Likes Received:
    2,586
    Location:
    KARLS TLACK BWAT
    We could make them forum King until the day they depart, and there face next to the dnbforum banner at the top for a period of 10 hours, and 5 goats to the person of their choice, maybe somebody could knit them a nice little tunic, head on a spike, quartered and sent to four corners of the galaxy, thrown in the same sea as Bin Laden, plaque on a bench where old people can sit.
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2002
    Messages:
    10,556
    Likes Received:
    2,520
    Location:
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    youre half right i think, first half makes sense, but the act itself i fear will be moderately interesting to watch at best, in ahmeds case a webcam showing him falling asleep with a belly choc full of sleeping pills before the respiratory organs cease or drown in own vomit to the dulcit tones of linkin parks, and matthew who will torture himself to death with the sharp side of a cd case. which seems more worthwhile.
     
  19. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2006
    Messages:
    15,034
    Likes Received:
    650
    i havent seen any porn or violence
    shame really
     
  20. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2007
    Messages:
    7,753
    Likes Received:
    198
    Location:
    Peckham
    agreed