face-kini

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Aug 18, 2014.

  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember VIP Junglist

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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Get one that says rapist in the forehead.
    Wear as disco closes
    ?, possibly !
    Profit
     
  3. Teddy

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    Brilliant idea.
    When I'm at the beach i always sun cream my body but seem to have trouble applying it to my face.
    Plus I never seem to look enough like a Mexican wrestler. Win win!

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    is it the chinese version of burka?
     
  6. Moskit

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    Everybody should wear these all the time, then everybody could just fuck everybody, no more oh is/he/she buff etc...

    It'll just be, well that non descript hole is not in use, maybe i should put my nob in it.

    I need a way to incorporate all of that into an sdc john miszt lyric.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    if I pre order this, do I get the football phone???
     
  8. Saftstein

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    That's horrible
     
  9. logikz

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    oh come now safestein, its not that bad, is it? bit harsh dont you find, hes not a flipping war criminal.

    im protecting moskit now as he is unable to fend for himself.
     
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  11. Teddy

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    inna corner, john miszty
    thirsty for a wah? cup of tea
    a thousand kilos, that is heavy
    wanna go shipping? with my nanny
     
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    No it was a face-kini lyric theodore i was after, get with the programme...

    But the miszty bit sure helps :)

    Caan si mi fyace cus it inna kini.
    Hold tight bredgin, john misztyyyyy
     
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    Mania i fukin wot m8 VIP Junglist

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    thats just a balaclava, yeah? whats all the big hubub?










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  14. logikz

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    that was excelsior teddy.

    ok ok here i go,

    original minna manna minna manna miszt
    longside bidda badda bidda badda rap drum and bass song
    badman tippy tappa tippy tappa miszt
    massive dibby biddy dibby biddy the man like nicky j

    backlava when you swim something or other, i find it hard to create if i dont write from the heart, dont censor me.
     
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    miszty monsta, with a face-kini
    this'a youngsta, playing with a barbie
    yes jonathan, bet your hungry
    hungry for the wah, that'a turkey
     
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  16. logikz

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    Multis! Sik multis m9! In the immortal words of our borf, how is that man's rap career coming, I'd like to know!
     
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    Hold tight the john, that a miszty.

    Cus he be the one...

    With the big...

    GIGANTIC...

    HUMUNGOUS...

    Face-kini.
     
  18. Saftstein

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    Lol guys it was a joke, didn't meant to offend moskit in any way.

    Cuddle?
     
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  20. Catsel

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    john miztini,
    hes playng with his pee pee,
    while wearing a face-kini,
    and hes looking thru ur window.