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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Toejam, Jun 20, 2010.

  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Having had an unexpected few weeks away from the internets and most importantly this forum and all the well endowed wafflers that frequent it on a daily basis filled me with dread and fear.But some positives came from this unfortunate depriving, i can now juggle large objects up to the size of a full grown badger, i can paint as good as Rolf Harris, i built a 12ft castle out of clay with fully working moat and draw-bridge, and discovered the art of shitting through the nostrils if needs be.

    So whats been happening? share the gossip you sexy fuckers


    regards

    SWALK
    xx
     
  2. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    check the first post on page 161 of the waffles finest "the thread were all other threads suck, post in this one.

    thats whats been goin down, we takin it to a whole new level seen.
     
  3. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    Apparently, there's a new season of Breaking Bad, we're still trying to explain 4Chan to Moskit and theres talk of something called a World Cup??
     
  4. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    It turns out that it was Richie_Stix all along. Who'd have thought?
     
  5. Prospekt

    Prospekt Active Member

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    Where've you been you great big babbling poofter.

    Missed you. xx
     
  6. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    Thats good, I think I've contributed to it from there, so my name can go down in waffle history :teeth:


    oh an moskit sunk to a new low and posted fucking paraplegic porn
     
  7. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    You just spoiled the suprise of the first post on page 161!
     
  8. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Welcome back Rich!
     
  9. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Lunos Active Member

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    hiya. kisses
     
  11. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    did you miss the Murh-key episode?
     
  12. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    yes indeed, what happened? were punches thrown and spilt milk lubed the phalaces of anal bum fun and jokes about spoon lickers with aids, or did someone mention dubstep
     
  13. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    That's a shockingly accurate summary
     
  14. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    why what happened to mer-key?

    welcome back brother!
     
  15. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    haven't heard from him in a while, guessed he might have moved on
     
  17. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    You may be wondering "Who is this Scatcat guy and where the hell did he come from?" With his custom avatar and 1081 posts. Or you may not be giving a shit, either way.

    But basically he is a new member that managed to get like 1000 post in the span of like one week and shit. he's an ok guy so far. That's been goin on as well.
     
  18. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Say Merh-key's name five times in the mirror and he'll appear.
     
  19. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    JAM!

    nice to see you back, sir.
     
  20. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    I didn't even bother to look at his join date, I figured he was a vet.