experiences/things you can say you have done ?...

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    anyone jumped out a plane ?

    bungee jump?

    been shot in the bollock?

    crowed surfed at a duran duran gig ?



    i cant say ive done anything really, think id jump out a plane but id shit myself going up
     
  2. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    boshed 5 acid tabs in one sitting
     
  3. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    knobbed spoores sister. dont tellhim
     
  4. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    and went on to spending a mad 2 weeks on a ' im not drinking/smoking/taking drugs again mission' .. i did 2 and was fucked in the head..

    and that warlock program what the fuck was that..


    i got something to ask Dan ..... Did you ......



















































































































































































































































    flush Eksham down the toilet .. " eksham im a lyrical rodent" ..
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    bullshit, you would of told me straight away, i know ozzy and dave did tho.
     
  6. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    eksham. never flushed me mum took him on.
     
  7. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    heres a list

    1.ate a dead frog
    2.ate alot of microwaved moths
    3.ate my own puke omelette
    4.shook ian botham's hand
    5.head butted a coal scuttle repeatedly for no reason

    theres more just cant think of them
     
  8. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    dave didnt. i did.
     
  9. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Is this guna be one of those wierd threads where you 2 strengthen your slightly ghey misunderstood bond?
     
  10. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    barbarella Active Member

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    does that count if the plane was on the ground :teeth:

    .....on fire....
     
  12. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    ill tell you when beale. it was the night sporre said.. "you two can fuck off laying there" where you there. if you know about this then you'll know when.
     
  13. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    nah, your just trying to get a win .. and dave did he rekons, he slept in her room and moved in for the kill ..

    eksham im a lyrical rodent .. i thought you simply flushed the ham
     
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    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Had my teeth knocked out by a brick, shot a pistol when I was 6 (the couch) and walking in on a girl dressing.
     
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    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    dave is a liar but she is a slag. forget it
     
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    safety double safety

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    not to bob on your bonfire, but that's pretty small time

    i climbed a mountain and snowboarded back down, picking a krismas tree on the way. same trip, i climbed the inside of a frozen waterfall
     
  17. Lunos

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    ate a caramelized lokust on a stick in China
    swam in the Grand Canyon river
    been to the top of the Empire State Building
    witnessed a gang shoot out in Central Los Angeles
    had a check for £20,000 cashed
     
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    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    I've also seen a shootout across my house happen, one in Arizona one in Hungary and seen a pufferfish.

    I can also say I've been silly drunk and threw empty bottles of coolers and my brother and went on a trampoline full of them.
     
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    seen the_voice get perma banned from the dnbforum community
     
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    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    I used to work in insurance and got really bored with my life so I started attending these self help groups where I saw this girl who was a complete faker but hot in a slutty kind of way.

    Soon after this I made friends with a really cool guy. We started hanging out and even started a little get together beneath a bar where all kinds of guys would show up just to fight.

    Anyways, to cut a long story short we got involved in some terrorist activities, blew up some buildings. The whole thing got blown way out of proportion blah blah blah ended up shooting myself in the mouth.:teeth: