experiences/things you can say you have done ?...

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anyone jumped out a plane ?

bungee jump?

been shot in the bollock?

crowed surfed at a duran duran gig ?



i cant say ive done anything really, think id jump out a plane but id shit myself going up
 

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boshed 5 acid tabs in one sitting
and went on to spending a mad 2 weeks on a ' im not drinking/smoking/taking drugs again mission' .. i did 2 and was fucked in the head..

and that warlock program what the fuck was that..


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flush Eksham down the toilet .. " eksham im a lyrical rodent" ..
 

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heres a list

1.ate a dead frog
2.ate alot of microwaved moths
3.ate my own puke omelette
4.shook ian botham's hand
5.head butted a coal scuttle repeatedly for no reason

theres more just cant think of them
 

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ill tell you when beale. it was the night sporre said.. "you two can fuck off laying there" where you there. if you know about this then you'll know when.
 

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nah, your just trying to get a win .. and dave did he rekons, he slept in her room and moved in for the kill ..

eksham im a lyrical rodent .. i thought you simply flushed the ham
 

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ate a caramelized lokust on a stick in China
swam in the Grand Canyon river
been to the top of the Empire State Building
witnessed a gang shoot out in Central Los Angeles
had a check for £20,000 cashed
 

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I've also seen a shootout across my house happen, one in Arizona one in Hungary and seen a pufferfish.

I can also say I've been silly drunk and threw empty bottles of coolers and my brother and went on a trampoline full of them.
 

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I used to work in insurance and got really bored with my life so I started attending these self help groups where I saw this girl who was a complete faker but hot in a slutty kind of way.

Soon after this I made friends with a really cool guy. We started hanging out and even started a little get together beneath a bar where all kinds of guys would show up just to fight.

Anyways, to cut a long story short we got involved in some terrorist activities, blew up some buildings. The whole thing got blown way out of proportion blah blah blah ended up shooting myself in the mouth.:teeth:
 
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