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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i remember u wanted to know how to make alot of money..

    well this winter i'll be skinning cows. which not only pays an hourly rate of $18 per hr.. it also pays $20 per skin.

    and apparently you can average 15-20 cows a day in 10 hrs.

    lets do the math.

    if you manage to get 20 done before either passing out, being sick or w/e its around $600 a day. times that by a 6 day week its around $3500 a week.

    times that by 4 for the month its around $14,000.

    times that by around 3-4 months of winter work... you get the idea... some people don't earn half that in a year. and they went to uni for half their life.

    so if you don't mind the smell or abit of blood become a butcher and kill some shit! (y)
     
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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nonsense, youre both mermaids and couldnt hurt a fly
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  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    nice one karl.

    :wtf:


    prob right about the mermaid part tho :teeth:
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    AEHEAHAEHAAEHAEHA SKIN TEN COWS A DAY HEAHAEHEAHAEHAEH GET PAID IN A MILLION SEX DOLLARS
     
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    Where the fuck are you doing this? lol

    That's a shit lot of money, how did you get the job?
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    bds? haha whats up fool!
     
  7. Gumby

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    do gays actually get turned on by pics like that? cos im hetro and it does nothing for me :sick:

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    wheres grubbers? we can ask him.
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dont know. but this thread is going fine, its going very well in fact. i think my contribution to the online message boards, as they are called, speaks for itself. im plugging on my laptop at the library and brandished that pic for a little. my mate called me insane which i think is a tad strong, its just some guy. with his dick out, granted. is grubbers gay btw? hes the reason i cant get into america, im sure of it. michael if you could skin me a couple of cows thatd be great btw.
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    deffo nsfw in huurr.


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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Yea it's pics like your avatar that do it for you init. Yea grubbers is gay. Call him Grabbers, Dick Grabbers
     
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    Psychoholic Quantum Cunt

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    Re: @ EWOKZ

    Do I win ?
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  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thats like my favorite thing, to shout INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEED at people. they are rude those pictures, arent they? something inside of me just refuses gay dick models. there is also a slight tingle in my right hand, dont know what thats about.
     
  13. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i really don't know why everyone has turned this into fag central. everyone always wonders how i can afford to fly around the world every 5mins.. well this is it.. doing shit that no-one else wants to do.

    i live in Canterbury, which if you didn't know is dairy central. theres prob about half a million cows in this district. i got this job from word of mouth really. started off as a truck driver for agricultural contractor. and they go quiet in the winter so i have been offered to do this.

    i usually can't stomach this kind of shit.. and im not really looking forward to it to be honest.. but for that money, im taking multiple cups of harden the fuck up everyday (y)

    u want a job like this.. get in wiv dairy farming.
     
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    I wouldn't mind doing it for that kind of cash tbh. It'd be a bit rough at first but you'd soon just see it as work I suppose.

    you've got the right idea man, keep living the life.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i got the car, the job, the house, the cash, the sunglasses.

    all i need is a wife and a kid and my life is done! (y)
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah you can forget about that last part michael. thats for people that dont skin ten cows all day. if you leave a beer open to the next day, does the alcohol evaporate and youre drinking it for no damn reason?
     
  17. Gumby

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    eeewww, no. you dont want a wife, they are horrible beasts. and children?! my sister had to babysit my niece and 2 nephews today. she declared afterwards that she is never having children :lol: love it.
     
  18. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    lol

    i still want kids one day. gotta keep the bloodline goine nah meen ;)


    :teeth:


    as for the wife... theres gotta be a half decent woman out there somewhere and if shes reading this.....

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    Hm..where I live (卐), for jobs like this, they carry in loads of eastern europeans to do the job, for a wage that is beyond life.
     
  20. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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