Ewaaaaaahhhhhhh

Do you have an annoying flatmate?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 50.0%
  • No

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • Yes my partner (bf/gf/both)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No my name is raymond and everybody hates me

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Total voters
    16

sam the dnb man

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My flatmate listens to the radio 24/7 and they keep playing guns and roses.

it irratates the fuck out of me

all it is is a guy going ''ewaaaaaaahhhhh'' it fucks me off...
i need to get some decent headphones...i would plug my subs in but i dont wanna get kicked out.

anyone else have an annoying flatmate?
care to see how long we can stay on topic for?

i will count in posts
 

jmzmaloney

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alarm tones on mobile phones irritate the fuck out of me i get woken by the sound of fucking black eyed peas version of mas que nada every fucking morning
 

perspective

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i live with 3 other people, one never makes a sound, one (who is in the room below me) listens to loads of r&b and house but has quite bassy logitech surround sound so he never turns it up... those 2 are not a problem...

the one in the room down the hall from me leaves her door open all the time, has some crappy pc speakers turned up as loud as they go (very loud, obviously loosing half the quality) and plays all my favourite songs (from 1999) all day and all night.

today's selection included:
  • bittersweet symphony
  • robbie williams - angels
  • mickey your so fine (i think its a billie piper cover)
  • the whole led zeppelin anthology

now these tunes have their time and place, and the led zep was a pleasent suprise, just not at 8am when i was up until 4 working on a project please love...

one of these days im gonna walk in there and kick her in the cunt.

:mad:
 

moriaty

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ok. my housemate:
Doesnt use the toilet scrub after a messy shit.
cooks all the time, but wont wash until the sink is packed.
complains about having the heating on when its 2 degrees because "its too expensive".

and the other day i found my face towel on the toilet floor instead of the radiator is usually on, and on its place his fucking gloves. I went and asked himif that was his job, and said yes, he needed to dry his gloves, so put my towel on the floor. And just to make it worse, as he saw the red mist coming down in front of my face, he said "c'mon man, the floor is clean". The toilet floor that is....
i just said, "fair doos", and walked away. Later when he was out, i proceeded in dropping any of his stuff that i could get my hands on on the floors all over the house, and then went down to my mates. When i came back, i found him picking his shit up, and when he spotted me he mumbled something "hey man" to which point i put my finger across my lips, looked at him straight in the eyes, and went
"you do not put my towel on the floor. Do you understand?"
to which he replied,
"I honestly thought it was clean"
"no, its not"
"yeah, sorry, i wont do it again. i didnt knowit was dirty "
"well now you fucking do."

fucking retard man, he's used of having his mommy behind him cleaning up his shit.
that little dose of reality should have sorted him..
 

Shotty

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ok. my housemate:
Doesnt use the toilet scrub after a messy shit.
cooks all the time, but wont wash until the sink is packed.
complains about having the heating on when its 2 degrees because "its too expensive".

and the other day i found my face towel on the toilet floor instead of the radiator is usually on, and on its place his fucking gloves. I went and asked himif that was his job, and said yes, he needed to dry his gloves, so put my towel on the floor. And just to make it worse, as he saw the red mist coming down in front of my face, he said "c'mon man, the floor is clean". The toilet floor that is....
i just said, "fair doos", and walked away. Later when he was out, i proceeded in dropping any of his stuff that i could get my hands on on the floors all over the house, and then went down to my mates. When i came back, i found him picking his shit up, and when he spotted me he mumbled something "hey man" to which point i put my finger across my lips, looked at him straight in the eyes, and went
"you do not put my towel on the floor. Do you understand?"
to which he replied,
"I honestly thought it was clean"
"no, its not"
"yeah, sorry, i wont do it again. i didnt knowit was dirty "
"well now you fucking do."

fucking retard man, he's used of having his mommy behind him cleaning up his shit.
that little dose of reality should have sorted him..

:lol:
 

perspective

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i lived with a guy last year in 2 bed flat, he had never lived away from home before and it was a nightmare... we were on work placement together and he couldnt drive so i drove him to work every day, gave him lifts to town... never got so much as a thankyou let alone petrol money.

he never cleaned, left his rubbish all over the place, wouldn't let me watch the tv in the front room because it was 'his' (put it in your own room then!), ignored me for weeks at a time when i asked him to tidy up a bit, i bought loads of cooking stuff and utensils (enough for me) and he turned up without so much as a knife and fork...

in the end i moved out after 6 months because there was a break clause in the contract, told him the night before and he got really upset because it meant he wouldn't have a lift to work, so i just snapped and proper ripped into him...

i felt bad when i left because i took everything i went there with, which included the contents of the kitchen (even the microwave), iron, table for the tv, sofas, some bookshelves (which were in his room so he had to put all his stuff on the floor), i even considered taking all the light bulbs but that would have been a bit too far.

little fuck deserved it though.
 
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i lived with a guy last year in 2 bed flat, he had never lived away from home before and it was a nightmare... we were on work placement together and he couldnt drive so i drove him to work every day, gave him lifts to town... never got so much as a thankyou let alone petrol money.

he never cleaned, left his rubbish all over the place, wouldn't let me watch the tv in the front room because it was 'his' (put it in your own room then!), ignored me for weeks at a time when i asked him to tidy up a bit, i bought loads of cooking stuff and utensils (enough for me) and he turned up without so much as a knife and fork...

in the end i moved out after 6 months because there was a break clause in the contract, told him the night before and he got really upset because it meant he wouldn't have a lift to work, so i just snapped and proper ripped into him...

i felt bad when i left because i took everything i went there with, which included the contents of the kitchen (even the microwave), iron, table for the tv, sofas, some bookshelves (which were in his room so he had to put all his stuff on the floor), i even considered taking all the light bulbs but that would have been a bit too far.

little fuck deserved it though.
Nice one man. I can't stand people like that. You should have taken the fucking toilet seat too!
 

sam the dnb man

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i lived with a guy last year in 2 bed flat, he had never lived away from home before and it was a nightmare... we were on work placement together and he couldnt drive so i drove him to work every day, gave him lifts to town... never got so much as a thankyou let alone petrol money.

he never cleaned, left his rubbish all over the place, wouldn't let me watch the tv in the front room because it was 'his' (put it in your own room then!), ignored me for weeks at a time when i asked him to tidy up a bit, i bought loads of cooking stuff and utensils (enough for me) and he turned up without so much as a knife and fork...

in the end i moved out after 6 months because there was a break clause in the contract, told him the night before and he got really upset because it meant he wouldn't have a lift to work, so i just snapped and proper ripped into him...

i felt bad when i left because i took everything i went there with, which included the contents of the kitchen (even the microwave), iron, table for the tv, sofas, some bookshelves (which were in his room so he had to put all his stuff on the floor), i even considered taking all the light bulbs but that would have been a bit too far.

little fuck deserved it though.

gwan like a badaman
 

[Politrix]

Peace & fucking, believe!
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I live with my Mum. :)

big upz mummy crew!!!!

yeah, i live wth my mum, but we got like mutual understandings n that! i get to grow weed in the attic as long as she gets a cut of it, i get to play my decks full blast if she gets to play micheal jackson and fleetwood mac full blast, and we both hate our neighbours.
 
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