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last night the door rang, and my girlfriend answered,
i heard her chirp 'why, yes, do come in' to the persons on the other end.
in walks two older arabic gentlemen with their shoes on and coats and briefcases
and all types of shit, so i thought they must be jehovas or something.
so they take a seat in the salon and start talking about left and right in dutch,
problem is my dutch is pretty good so i hear them talk about how i am her nephew from
sweden and how the dude what really lives there isnt home at the moment and
after a moment she comes shooting in the bedroom grabbing our passports.
which is when i figured id come out and see what the commotion was,
so it turns out these are reprezentatives for the company what owns the building and theyre
there to say its all over, were getting kicked out and the guy were subletting from is losing
his appartment, and police and court and all sorts of shit,
which is when i, having experience with police interrogation and intimately know how much
these people lie to make you break yourself snatched my passport right the fuck back out his hand
and proceeded to tell him nothing at all.
but my girl lost her head a little and told them a couple of things too many.

but heres the funny part (!!!) early yesterday we got a new place,
were signing contracts later tomorrow!!
if it hadnt been for that, i wouldve been shitting bricks
so our landlord is freaking out cos hell lose his appartment and he wants us to move tomorrow night,
which is fine, well have to pack all night tonight is all, and hell get a van for us and help us and all.

hows that for karmic cycle
 

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i dont understand why the bastard was fingering your passport? for what reason? what authority do they have?

bet thats a relief you got another gaff sorted quicktime though! good luck bro
 

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Shit man... pretty lucky you got that sorted.
I had bayiffs knocking on my door today... they has a search warrent for my house for the next 7 days.
 

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dude i knoooowww i was furious with her for letting them in at first, she was literally WHY CERTAINLY MY DEAREST MOST ELDERLY OF BEANS, DO HELP YOURSELF TO MY VAGINA, the thing is were sorted and this has actually worked out in our favour so i cant be too mad.

she has to learn to keep her head together in these situations though, sshhhhhh
 

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one room less than now, but an otherwise lovely 2 floor apartment with a roof terrace. i foresee great things for the summer, barbeques and so forth until i fall the fuck off the roof and die which is also plausible
 

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one room less than now, but an otherwise lovely 2 floor apartment with a roof terrace. i foresee great things for the summer, barbeques and so forth until i fall the fuck off the roof and die which is also plausible
be careful man! serious! i had a mate who did that AND HE DIED. glad it worked out for you though, mad luck you've had (y)
 
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