evicted! however...

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    last night the door rang, and my girlfriend answered,
    i heard her chirp 'why, yes, do come in' to the persons on the other end.
    in walks two older arabic gentlemen with their shoes on and coats and briefcases
    and all types of shit, so i thought they must be jehovas or something.
    so they take a seat in the salon and start talking about left and right in dutch,
    problem is my dutch is pretty good so i hear them talk about how i am her nephew from
    sweden and how the dude what really lives there isnt home at the moment and
    after a moment she comes shooting in the bedroom grabbing our passports.
    which is when i figured id come out and see what the commotion was,
    so it turns out these are reprezentatives for the company what owns the building and theyre
    there to say its all over, were getting kicked out and the guy were subletting from is losing
    his appartment, and police and court and all sorts of shit,
    which is when i, having experience with police interrogation and intimately know how much
    these people lie to make you break yourself snatched my passport right the fuck back out his hand
    and proceeded to tell him nothing at all.
    but my girl lost her head a little and told them a couple of things too many.

    but heres the funny part (!!!) early yesterday we got a new place,
    were signing contracts later tomorrow!!
    if it hadnt been for that, i wouldve been shitting bricks
    so our landlord is freaking out cos hell lose his appartment and he wants us to move tomorrow night,
    which is fine, well have to pack all night tonight is all, and hell get a van for us and help us and all.

    hows that for karmic cycle
     
  2. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I hoped you'd be living on the streets to be quite honest.
     
  3. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    uh oh spaghetti o's
     
  4. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Shit sounds a bit dodgy, but glad you got shit sorted man
     
  5. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    i dont understand why the bastard was fingering your passport? for what reason? what authority do they have?

    bet thats a relief you got another gaff sorted quicktime though! good luck bro
     
  6. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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  7. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Shit man... pretty lucky you got that sorted.
    I had bayiffs knocking on my door today... they has a search warrent for my house for the next 7 days.
     
  8. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    they has a search warrant for your house?? what did you do??
     
  10. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    shit man...u need to watch ur girl answerin the door to strange chaps at night and letting them in!!...
     
  11. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Nothing... I just havent been in when they come knocking the door. Thing is its not my debt.
    I'm going to call them later 'when I get home'.
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dude i knoooowww i was furious with her for letting them in at first, she was literally WHY CERTAINLY MY DEAREST MOST ELDERLY OF BEANS, DO HELP YOURSELF TO MY VAGINA, the thing is were sorted and this has actually worked out in our favour so i cant be too mad.

    she has to learn to keep her head together in these situations though, sshhhhhh
     
  13. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    damn son...least it all worked out tho...
     
  14. Ch4ndler

    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    HHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    WOAH. Still at least your both at a new place! How is it?
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    one room less than now, but an otherwise lovely 2 floor apartment with a roof terrace. i foresee great things for the summer, barbeques and so forth until i fall the fuck off the roof and die which is also plausible
     
  17. Gumby

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    be careful man! serious! i had a mate who did that AND HE DIED. glad it worked out for you though, mad luck you've had (y)
     
  18. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    are u an illegal immigrant
     
  19. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Your from Brum... you cant accuse.
     
  20. KEMZ

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    thats harsh mansell, time you got yourself a pitbull;)