Everytime you masturbate tell us who you were thinking about-OFFICIAL THREAD

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by jmzmaloney, Mar 20, 2010.

  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'll start, black bird out of some BBC3 Vampire shit with a dirty face
     
  2. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    you








    some1 had to do it :teeth:
     
  3. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    not my missus. is that wierd? i hardly ever think about my bird when knockin one out...
     
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    One of the best tactics I've ever found for victims is to take a picture of them blow it to A2 size then masturbate over it over a month timing and dating each cum shot. Email it to em 2 weeks later disembowel them.
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    PM me a picture let me have a go, I'll let you know
     
  6. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    well, probably not cos a wank is more about fantasy, and your bird is reality... so i think your normal (i'm in the same boat though fella, so...)
     
  7. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    Same.

    Sometimes...my ex, that must be wrong, i dunno?

    Or my mates girlfriend, am i sick lol
     
  9. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    My latest victim...
     
  10. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    muzzadj POW!

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    Same, well occasionally, but not often, just doesn't do it for me for some reason! Haha! Guess its as Richie said, its all about fantasy!
     
  12. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    the ex occasionally
     
  13. theone

    theone Just say no to dubstep!

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    venus williams.
     
  14. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    The blue waffle.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    muzzadj POW!

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    Yes.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ;)
     
  18. mr.turtle

    mr.turtle New Member

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    There's just something about the moustache.
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    does anyone wank over their current girlfriend? i dont think so, which makes me think there are two differnt types of intercourse, one with a female and her genitals and one with your hand and the brain. do they necessarily have to be kept separate? can they be combined
     
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  20. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    Jail bait Hmmmmmmmmmm