Everything on a Waffle

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  1. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Shit this took me like half of my work day so I think I deserve my own thread for this, I was supposed to post this on the Waffle Facts thread but then I got a little carried away and this is the result.

    I also updated it a bit with the quotes section and some other shizzle.

    So here's some fucking facts, jack.

    YOUNG TUNA presents:
    Everything on a Waffle

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    Founder of dnbforum.com taking a stroll with his fellow drum and bass fans just after creating the forum in 560 BC. He lived in simple times and had no idea of how the revolutionary thing called "Waffle" would effect the future of mankind.

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    "General-guy" aka "GG" after accidentally pushing the "Waffle" button

    One of the most infamous books in the history of men, The Pulitzer winning masterpiece "Everything on a Waffle" was indeed written and put together by the rebel group known as "the waffle crew". The book contains the history of Waffle and many facts of life that before the official release, were yet unknown to the population earth. The book is sold worldwide and can be found at every section of all the libraries including the restrooms and cleaning closets. Also found in every hotel room, right next to the Holy Bible.

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    Cover of the book

    Everything on a Waffle is divided into 4 different sections known as:

    Part I : History of Waffle
    Part II : Famous Wafflers
    Part III : Facts of Life
    Part IV : Famous Quotes


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    Part I
    History of Waffle


    This section of the book simply explains the reader the history and whatever EVER happened at the Waffle. Including the Russian Invasion (12.8.2008-12.8.2008 NEVAR FORGET), the second coming of RevTech, WONWOWNW ZUADO and many other various events, bans and insanely stupid threads/posts started by the wafflers themselves.

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    Every waffler remembers the grim day known as the Russia Invasion what eventually ended in the favor of the waffle crew. "в советской России автомобиль ведет Вас!"

    What can I say? FЁЁLS БФФD МДИ.

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    This amazingly old thread salvaged from the year 1405 shows that some of the (if not all) wafflers are both great profets and foretellers.

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    Part II
    Famous Wafflers


    Due to the fact Waffle only existing in a worldwide media known as the internet, and the nature of the internet where people are communicating with "nicknames", their real names given at birth were mostly unknown. Surprisingly many of the most famous people ever lived were actually ex-wafflers. The book reveals not all, but some of them.

    Here's some of the famous wafflers:

    - Albert Einstein
    - Jesus Christ
    - King Kong
    - Andy C
    - Chuck Norris
    - Barack Obama

    and some Jews


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    Rare picture of Einstein and his early teachings


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    One of the oldest ceramic icons in existence, dated to ca. 900, from Preslav, Bulgaria.



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    Part III
    Facts of Life


    This part contains over billion facts, of things and not things and other things you just NEED to know if you don't wanna be a stupid fuck. Here's few of the most important ones:

    1. Machete is NOT overrated.
    2. Trance is gay.
    3. Hiphop is strait gangsta.
    4. If you wanna be cool and rad you have to put the facts about you in your signature so everybody knows, like so:


    5. Toasters can't feel pain.
    6. Machete is actually spelled Machette.
    7. First rule of Goat Club is that you do not talk about Goat Club.
    8. The smiley ":teeth:" is used when you're being sarcastic.

    and many others


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    Part IV
    Famous Quotes


    Many great thinkers have had their breakthrough here in Waffle and it shouldn't be no surprise.

     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    this is funny shit!
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    hahaha...good stuff.
     
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  6. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    lithpin ith it?
    itth amathin tuna truly amathin
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    honestly need moar of your MS paints man, BAD!!
     
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  9. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    safe mang <3

    but hey this was the first day in like 2 weeks i've been to work so... was some heavy drinking you know xmas and all

    more comics coming SOON
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    haha , quality .. waffle time , is never waster time .. big up tuna .. how long did all this take .. haha , feels good man ..
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    u can also take pride in being the first to get a stuck thread for something so ..... off topic
     
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    Tuna this is immense! Big yourself up man!! And x2 on Fes's post about your ms paints! They are quality!
     
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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    All about the Einstein picture!
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    history of Waffle was enlightened shit my bruvva..see from small acorns grow quotes like the small dick one. Thta is an instant classic insult, and you thread it here first ..ya dig...now all we need is Goaty for mascot and Waffle is complete
     
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    Fu*kin epic bro, I'm with $marty and Fes, the MS Paint skills are showing bro, A* for them too!
     
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    TUNA u got paint skills man!
    big ups 4 this, proper funny
     
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