everyone welcome dannyboy93! what a delight indeed NSFW YOU WEASLE BEYYYSTIDS

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    daniel! youre here! good, good, now we may proceed. your recent and sudden spree of posts packed with both information, opinion but above all warm humour has made the forum all the richer. fly you beautiful pelican in the sunset. fly.

    everyone welcome daniel.
     
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  2. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    Re: everyone welcome dannyboy93! what a delight indeed

    Hi Daniel.

    I used to beat my wife the morning after intense heroin sessions face down in shitty gully. I find this place relieves my urges to kill.

    What's your reason for being here?
     
  3. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    Re: everyone welcome dannyboy93! what a delight indeed

    Hi Daniel.

    I haven't had faith in humanity since March 2011.

    Enjoy your stay.
     
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  4. D-Jhepz

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    Re: everyone welcome dannyboy93! what a delight indeed

    im posting a useless comment cos then my post count goes up and maybe one day i can reach my aspiration of being a valued member of the interwebhighway... also i fap at work
     
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  5. Gumby

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    Dannyyyyyy!!! Maaaaate!!

    I've never fapped at work, but i have done in the library at university. Anyway, enough about me, please post a pic of yourself with your mother.

    welcome.
     
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  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Re: everyone welcome dannyboy93! what a delight indeed

    worry not dear jordan, but the next time youre in town and you snuff me i will make thread about you saying your gay and interior decorator an ah sorry have to do smething else,


    danny, PM moskit your ideas of love really constitues on a digital camera, this is normal.
     
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    Re: everyone welcome dannyboy93! what a delight indeed

    marry me gumby

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    logikz xmas period i shall make an appearance and i will go the extra mile to track you down, i will find you even if its the last thing i do i sincerely apologizes for my poor excuse of even breathing people of values air... i shall only breathe half as much now for you karl... i will stop showering as to not waste valuable water on my terrible existance ... i am everything allah thought needed to die
     
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    now i have an erection at work...thanks :bruce:
     
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    Psychoholic Quantum Cunt

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    Hi, I poop blood sometimes when I had roofies the day before at my friends house. I think im allergic.
     
  10. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    is that all true?
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Dalmatians are born without spots.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Re: everyone welcome dannyboy93! what a delight indeed

    Welcome Danny.
    important information to follow:

    Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
    You play the guitar on the MTV
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for nothin' and your chicks for free


    Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
    Maybe get a blister on your little finger
    Maybe get a blister on your thumb


    We gotta install microwave ovens
    Custom kitchen deliveries
    We gotta move these refrigerators
    We gotta move these color TV's


    See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
    Yeah buddy that's his own hair
    That little faggot got his own jet airplane
    That little faggot he's a millionaire


    We gotta install microwave ovens
    Custom kitchen deliveries
    We gotta move these refrigerators
    We gotta move these color TV's
    (Move-a, move-a... uh)


    (We gotta install microwave ovens
    Custom kitchen deliveries)
    We gotta move these refrigerators
    (We gotta move these color TV's)
    Look here, look here


    I shoulda learned to play the guitar
    I shoulda learned to play them drums
    Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
    Oh, man we could have some fun


    And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
    He's bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
    Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free


    We gotta install microwave ovens
    Custom kitchen deliveries
    We gotta move these refrigerators
    We gotta move these color TV's


    Listen here
    Now, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    You play the guitar on the MTV
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for nothin' and your chicks for free


    Money for nothin', chicks for free
    Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free
    Money for nothin', chicks for free
    Money for nothin', chicks for free
    Money for nothin', chicks for free


    Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free (Ow, yeah)
    Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free (What's that?)
    Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free (Look at that, look at that)
    Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free (I want my, I want my, I want my MTV) (Bozos)


    Money for nothin' and your chicks for free (I want my, I want my, I want my MTV)
    Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free (I want my, I want my, I want my MTV)
    Ow, money for nothin' and your chicks for free (I want my, I want my, I want my MTV)


    (Easy easy money) money for nothin', (Easy easy chicks) chicks for free (I want my, I want my, I want my MTV)
    (Easy easy) money for nothin', your chicks for free (I want my, I want my, I want my MTV)
    (That ain't workin')


    Money for nothin', chicks for free
    Money for nothin'

    Remember all that and you might just survive.
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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  14. Gumby

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    yes, why wouldn't it be? I'd love to see a pic of Dan's mother.

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    Dan, i found this pic when i googled your name.

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    its good to know you keep fit, but please stay away from karl.
     
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    Re: everyone welcome dannyboy93! what a delight indeed

    what a warm welcome.
    enjoy your stay here daniel.

    i think you will find this forum both enjoyable and appropriate. in order to win extra points and to unlock the mysteries and extra-sensual delights of the forum you should post a picture of yourself brandishing a tap with your index finger on your bottom lip as if to say ive just done rude things with this tap and your going to watch it in this video i made earlier"
    im not sure exactly what that facial expression looks like but just do your best.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    And that he gets aroused by wearing spandex. Thanks for sharing Gumby.. :twitchy:

    http://www.europromodel.net/danny2/danny_Y91Elf7xKiEq5MOCQ6m.php
     
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    Rusket Mix an blend

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    hes comin for u gumbeez