Ever thrumped one out then....

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  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Either an act of science happens or the wrong thought enters your mind? im not talking about getting caught, just something that puts you way off your stroke.

    Me personally i was in waves of passion and about to coil up when the thought of my gran squatting on a lettuce threw me off pace



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  2. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Awkard noises put me off, or forgetting if I have locked the door, then it just kills the buzz off.
     
  3. Brownie D

    Brownie D I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    lmao wat a thread
     
  4. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Or if im entertaining myself during TV time, it really does me over when an oxfam add comes on.
     
  5. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    nothing puts me off my stroke, i once rocked one off during schindlers list.

    the other people in the cinema were FURIOUS!
     
  6. Brownie D

    Brownie D I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    lmao borin as fuk innit
     
  7. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I was there i wasnt happy, the more i swore and threw jelly babies at you the more determined you looked, your teeth were grinding and you were making husky noises
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    I wondered what that shit on my shoulder was,

    Was it you that shouted "SHAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM" half way through the shower scene?
     
  9. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    usually puts me off when my mates roll in my room saying

    "whats popping nigga"

    2 which i respond,

    "my nigga, im just cooking some chicken"
     
  10. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    what grinds my gears is when im cooking some crack in the microwave and then the missus finishes me off swallowing the lot, actually thats not that bad i suppose
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    i caught'em in the ass on the down stroke. Although, this technique is practiced by many scholars with penetrating swagger
     
  12. sammys

    sammys Shelter Birmingham

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    it could happen to anyone