in the sea i have. never out of the sea i don't think. at least not since i was a wee nipper and didn't know what i was doing. have you spent your birthday urinating on yourself to keep warm?
Complete opposite, I spend every other day pissing on myself to keep warm, Prince Charles sends me a nappy for my birthday
in the sea, absolutely no problem. But outdoors, if it's cold, it's going to be warm for a little bit, then get colder, so no. don't you watch bear grylls
Its threads like these that make me glad i joined. But yeah only in the sea and maybe once when i was really drunk, i cant remember now.
Thing is, it keeps you warm for a little while then the wind chill factor kicks in and then you have frozen piss ice trousers, the only plus points from this is that it provides an ice shield from any incoming groin attacks. Never done it, honest
my mate pissed himself once. funny because he was in locked cubicle! i doubt he did it to keep warm, he was just that kind of drunk where u piss yourself in a toilet! this other time in a caravan, i bet my mate he couldn't physically piss himself, he said he could, i said go on then £20? he said no!
Yeah when I surfed, piss in your wetsuit, gotta love the warming embrace of piss that lingers for ages. You can still smell it when your wetsuit dries. Love it.
lol funny you say this, a mate of mine said to me the other day that when he was younger some mates dared him to make himself piss his pants so he just did and then had to sleep on his mates now pissy bed lol
I remember asking in primary school if i could go for a poo and everyone laughed at me..havent been the same since
this is exactly why shitting yourself makes more sense. the poo acts like a little nugget of heat in your pants, keeping your balls warm and preventing shrinkage. ever wondered why homeless bums smell like shit? its cold sleeping on the streets...
I pissed myself at uni, on those rubber mattresses they have because they know idiots like myself piss themselves. It soaked into my bedclothes pillow etc & it was the height of summer, in a 8x8 halls room, when I finally awoke 4pm the next day the smell alone made me vomit allover myself. Then I had to brave the campus launderette with piss sodden items, trying to concealy the reek of piss under a veil of Lynx Africa, it didn't work & I was publically mocked by groups of marauding Hockey Lesbians. Plus the embarrassment of washing my rubber mattress down with the shower in the communal bathroom, then being made to clean the bathroom, so everybody didn't have to shower in my piss. Absinthe, Ketamine & Butane Gas is a very bad mixture.
I do all the time in swimming pools. Then watch people swim around in my piss. Then start shouting WHO DA MAN NIKKAZ
