Ever Pissed Yourself to Keep Warm?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Got stranded in cold conditions, only way to keep warm.
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    in the sea i have.

    never out of the sea i don't think. at least not since i was a wee nipper and didn't know what i was doing.

    have you spent your birthday urinating on yourself to keep warm?
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Complete opposite, I spend every other day pissing on myself to keep warm, Prince Charles sends me a nappy for my birthday
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i piss in my mouth to keep my belly warm
     
  5. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    in the sea, absolutely no problem.
    But outdoors, if it's cold, it's going to be warm for a little bit, then get colder, so no.

    don't you watch bear grylls :teeth:
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    yea in the sea
     
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    Its threads like these that make me glad i joined. But yeah only in the sea and maybe once when i was really drunk, i cant remember now.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Thing is, it keeps you warm for a little while then the wind chill factor kicks in and then you have frozen piss ice trousers, the only plus points from this is that it provides an ice shield from any incoming groin attacks.

    Never done it, honest
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    my mate pissed himself once. funny because he was in locked cubicle! i doubt he did it to keep warm, he was just that kind of drunk where u piss yourself in a toilet!

    this other time in a caravan, i bet my mate he couldn't physically piss himself, he said he could, i said go on then £20? he said no!
     
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    Yeah when I surfed, piss in your wetsuit, gotta love the warming embrace of piss that lingers for ages. You can still smell it when your wetsuit dries. Love it.
     
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    Noice!
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I once pissed myself at primary school because i was too afraid to ask to use the toilet.
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    lol funny you say this, a mate of mine said to me the other day that when he was younger some mates dared him to make himself piss his pants so he just did and then had to sleep on his mates now pissy bed lol
     
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    I remember asking in primary school if i could go for a poo and everyone laughed at me..havent been the same since :(
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Should have curled one out near the girls and then push one of them into it.

    That'll learn 'em.
     
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    Ill remember that for the future. If it ever happens again.
     
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    this is exactly why shitting yourself makes more sense. the poo acts like a little nugget of heat in your pants, keeping your balls warm and preventing shrinkage.

    ever wondered why homeless bums smell like shit? its cold sleeping on the streets...
     
  18. Moskit

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    I pissed myself at uni, on those rubber mattresses they have because they know idiots like myself piss themselves.

    It soaked into my bedclothes pillow etc & it was the height of summer, in a 8x8 halls room, when I finally awoke 4pm the next day the smell alone made me vomit allover myself.

    Then I had to brave the campus launderette with piss sodden items, trying to concealy the reek of piss under a veil of Lynx Africa, it didn't work & I was publically mocked by groups of marauding Hockey Lesbians.

    Plus the embarrassment of washing my rubber mattress down with the shower in the communal bathroom, then being made to clean the bathroom, so everybody didn't have to shower in my piss.

    Absinthe, Ketamine & Butane Gas is a very bad mixture.
     
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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    OMG!!! Win.
     
  20. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I do all the time in swimming pools.

    Then watch people swim around in my piss.

    Then start shouting WHO DA MAN NIKKAZ