ever been WANKED off by ur mum

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  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'm not sure it was either my mum or dad, the lights were out. Good times
     
  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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  4. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    family wanks are the best type

    you know the sort

    u all sit in a circle........
     
  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    like a group hug..can't say I've tried..who gets to sit next to Grandma....
     
  6. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    whoever likes getting covered in OAP CREAM
     
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    Nutek movement junglist

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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    ur telling me u have never had a family wank sesh?

    not even at Christmas?
     
  9. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    hell no!
    oh wait..
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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  11. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    some loaded questions in this forum this morning
     
  12. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    haha i forgot about this....
     
  13. ill rabbit

    ill rabbit I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    And I thought it was your uncle. You said it in the thread I posted that I pulled off.
     
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  14. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    At first it was no... then yes... then there was certainly 'spill' involved
     
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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Its a great facebook rape...for instane

    Tony Coleman just had the best wank ever.. thanks mum!
     
  16. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Late birthday present then fran?
     
  17. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I've been wanked off by your mum, does that count? :teeth:
     
  18. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    my mum wouldn't touch your cock or chin if you was the last bloke in the world. she would rather bang sloth from goonies than you.....come on man, she has some standards....
     
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    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    does being fisted count? cos as i type thissssss...
     
  20. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Last year my mum was giving me a bath as usual when my Oedipus senses started tingling and I became hard. My mum saw it and said, "That's natural, sweetie, I'll take care of it." *pull* *pull* *pull* for two minutes. I was relieved and my mother was impressed with the present she was given for all these hard years of bathing a grown ass man.

    Wincest, this thread is.