Ever been caught wanking?

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  1. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    Similar to another thread... Anyone ever been caught red handed, or pink handed. Fortunately this has never happened to me but seeings as u lot bust a nut in sum strange places some of u must have been gripped.

    Mistimed a DangerWank maybe?

    Not realised sum1 had been watchin u through the window ?

    Caught on webcam with a finger up ur ass?
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Sex straved antics big talk on the forum this weekend brought on by some fella fingering his asshole on a webcam.
     
  3. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    i swear when we were in school chanty there was that rumour about you getting caught touching your little fella in a cupboard in the science block lol!


    Nah but seriosuly what was that teachers name? began with an S, oldish cunt looked like a peado?
     
  4. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    caught twice by my mum when i was younger lol
     
  5. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    my gf caught me having a wank and dumped me for cheating on her with my right hand....
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    We were playing a game of manhunt once in these secluded woods near the traintracks once and one of my mates went to hide behind this little mound thing and he jumped behind it and found himself lying next to a naked geezer sunbathing and bashing one out.
     
  7. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    WTF ??? One finger up ur ass other stuff to helmet ?? YOu sick fguck
     
  8. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    i spunked in this piece of paper once because i couldn't be bothered to find some tissue and then folded the piece of paper up and put it in my pocket.. then i gave my trousers to my dad to put into the washing machine and he looked in the pockets to see if there was anything in there. as i walked/ran away i heard him unfolding the paper :/
     
  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    hahaha u were carryin jizz around in your pocket!:lol:
     
  10. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    yeah, i forgot about it :lol:
     
  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    My ex's mum.

    Went over my ex's house. Turned out she was working late in work so I just chilled in her room watching tv and waiting for her. Got horny, didn't want to wait so i start having a wank. Her mum walked in asking i I wanted some food and saw me. Needless to say I bailed and spoke to my ex once after that then never bothered again.
     
  12. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    u dumb fuck that was a joke aimed at MC SPITFIRE. where have u been its all anyones een talkin about on ere for the past day or 2
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    mate u shapin up to be one grimey fucker!hahaha
     
  14. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    lol i remeber the teacher ur onabout looked like a right dodgy cunt used to get rinsed callin him a kiddy fiddler.

    and it was the maths block i got caught beatin my meat ;)
     
  15. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    OI Hand Chanty ..calm down, don;t assume I spend my life here, reading threads and being a wanker like you

    PS: You fucking wanker
     
  16. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    easy now kids, chill out, we're all one big family, Apart from AC, that guy can suck my weiner
     
  17. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    LOL there was a touch of irony in my calling him a wanker...but it would seem mr Chanty needs a good wank cos he took it all personal like]
     
  18. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    PS: Your ALL Wankers
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    haha, then its all good init!
    we can once again sit back to back and bang a few out.....
     
  20. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    You know me, I am a fucking wind up merchant....