Ever been caught masturbating?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Wanking/frigging/playing with your arse hole all apply. Any close shaves.
     
  2. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    not that i know of, although my neighbour knocked on my door to tell me a pipe was leakiing when i was shaggin my misues, walked out with a stonking ard on haha

    had to pretend i dropped something and kinda stayed leaning over walking along, round the side of the house, then coughed all the way back to remain in the similar position.


    must have thought i was mental.
     
  3. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    More than I can count. When I was basically living with one of my friends house and had like a 1month drinking streak you kinda stop caring if your friend sits next to you while you're having a morning wank.
     
  4. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    no but i was shagging my ex in a campervan and my mum knocked on the door
     
  5. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    I used to ram my girl silly with her parents in the next room. They fucking hated me.

    Once fucked another ex while her 2 mates were in the room.
    Suggested they joined in, didnt go down so well with all partys involved.
     
  6. Rubs90

    Rubs90 KeyControl

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  7. Brownie D

    Brownie D I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    lmao hahah

    n nooooo i dont fink soo
     
  8. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I caught my dad wanking

    never been the same since
     
  9. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Iv bet you've been caught loads times bashing one out to southpark.
     
  10. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    got wanked off infront of my ex's best mate and my best mate
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Me and the crew caught this fat fella bashing one out in the woods we walked through the undergrowth see him with his trousers round his ankles shouted his name and he ran for his life with his trousers round his ankles.

    Another time we were playing manhunt in this secluded area and my friend ran and jumped behind a mound of grass and found himself lying next to a naked fella sunbathing.

    And another time we were kicking in a fence and my mates little brother fell through and a naked geezer come running out his kitchen and grabbed him, so we smashed down the whole fence and retrieved the little mite.
     
  12. Rubs90

    Rubs90 KeyControl

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    i usually stick to the men-fisting-male-horses-whilst-listening-to-the-lion-king-soundtrack kind of porn
     
  13. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    my missus caught me but it led to special trouser kisses so it was a complete result.
     
  14. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    IVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT. BUT, I TEND TO DO IT OUT OF ANGER
     
  15. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    shhh everybody.. you will confuse revtech.. he aint old enough to know what it is yet.
     
  16. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Happened the other day i was downloading the dj haze mixtape around some mates house wandered into the wrong and caught him bashing one off to the latest copy of felch magazine

    Rancid little poof
     
  17. efil4ssab

    efil4ssab Skematix DJ

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    once, by my older bro. I just hit puberty and got caught up in the morning lol. :rolleyes:
     
  18. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i've been seen but never been caught.

    i'm quite a fast runner.
     
  19. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I caught my Grandad tossing of the windowcleaner
     
  20. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Let me paint you all a picture.

    It was a cold frost morning, in early winter. A young Nuera was preparing for school. He packed his sandwiches into his spiderman lunchbox and put in a cheese string for good measure. Everything was good.

    Or so he thought.

    Nuera got to school early as he often liked to do, and sat alone in his form room.

    Suddenly a strange noise came from the cuboard, like a creak and a moan. Nuera was very intrigued as to what he heard so decided to investigate.

    To his suprise the sight that beholded him was his form tutor sodomizing his headmaster. Needless to say Nuera was scared for life. To this day he still cannot hold a metre stick without shaking with fear.

    Thank you and good night.