Eurovision!! yay-hay!

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  1. djad

    djad leo the lion

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    Ok im going to start it off. Watching me abit of the eurovision before i go out and its already hysterical. What a joke of a contest.

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    Everyones singing in fucking english.. joy
     
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    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    Thanks for the head's up Djad! I could do with a laugh tonight... :D

    Got some Greek bloke singing now who self-evidently thinks he's Greece's answer to Nick Cave. lol
     
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    djad leo the lion

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    I know i know.. its genius!
     
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    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    Perhaps it's the Greek debt crisis that made him sound so miserable?

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    NOTE TO RUSSIA: hang your (Eurovision) head in shame...
     
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    djad leo the lion

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    lol.. The guy from Russia just sang the best lyrics ever.. "you look so good on the floor.. put my mind in a dirty zone" "loosing you tonight" haha
     
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    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    lol^

    The lead singer looked a bit like half of Jedward, though.
     
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    djad leo the lion

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    French entry.. I see him and all i think is-- Une fois deux fois trois fois une dame.. (use a translator on google) Im off out keep me posted on events brother
     
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    Will do, mate. :D

    [You're better off out than watching this tripe anyways...]

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    Switzerland... Oh dear. A positively suicidal entry. Now where did I put that link to that self-harming website...?

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    And while we're on a downward spiral... Enter: Blue!

    I can almost vizualize one of the Queen's corgis mincing to this on a Chelsea dancefloor.

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    Moldova... Damn! I don't remember taking any LSD... <check medicine cabinet> Nope. WTF...???
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    Austria's entry
    [​IMG]

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    It was so much better when terry wogan used to get trashed and start being borderline racist
     
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    Ooops! Got stoned and forgot to keep you updated...

    Don't bother watching the Austrian entry on catch-up. It's got that whole "Feed the World" charity fund-raising song vibe. I'd set up monthly Direct Debit just not to hear it again...

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    Melon-Cat indeed.


    Damn! I've missed the more amusing years...

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    rysk Part-time waster

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    spain would get it
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I was surprised that the UK didn´t dubstep :teeth:
     
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    dubstep is far too popular for eurovision
     
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    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    Perhaps liquid would have been a better choice...? :lol:

    The whole thing was fucking hilarious though - especially Graham Norton's constant catty comments (bitching at other nations' presenters, only to then furiously back-peddle and thank them when they'd given the UK a few points).

    [Though perhaps the THC made it more amusing, allegedly]
     
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    Apparently i didnt miss that much then.. The missues said it was a load of old shit!! i do miss terry wogan tho..
     
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    Credit to Moskit. Im gonna rinse this pic.
     
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    I bet £10 each way on france, £5 each way on Austria and £5 each way on Azerbaijan.
    I made £45 profit :D Success!
     
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    LOL! Italy coming back after more than a decade and instantly capturing second place and whats even more important, miles ahead of germany :tank:
     
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    it's ridiculous
     
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