Eurovision!! yay-hay!

djad

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Ok im going to start it off. Watching me abit of the eurovision before i go out and its already hysterical. What a joke of a contest.

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Everyones singing in fucking english.. joy
 

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Thanks for the head's up Djad! I could do with a laugh tonight... :D

Got some Greek bloke singing now who self-evidently thinks he's Greece's answer to Nick Cave. lol
 

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Perhaps it's the Greek debt crisis that made him sound so miserable?

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NOTE TO RUSSIA: hang your (Eurovision) head in shame...
 

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lol.. The guy from Russia just sang the best lyrics ever.. "you look so good on the floor.. put my mind in a dirty zone" "loosing you tonight" haha
 

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French entry.. I see him and all i think is-- Une fois deux fois trois fois une dame.. (use a translator on google) Im off out keep me posted on events brother
 

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Will do, mate. :D

[You're better off out than watching this tripe anyways...]

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Switzerland... Oh dear. A positively suicidal entry. Now where did I put that link to that self-harming website...?

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And while we're on a downward spiral... Enter: Blue!

I can almost vizualize one of the Queen's corgis mincing to this on a Chelsea dancefloor.

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Moldova... Damn! I don't remember taking any LSD... <check medicine cabinet> Nope. WTF...???
 

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Austria's entry


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It was so much better when terry wogan used to get trashed and start being borderline racist
 

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Ooops! Got stoned and forgot to keep you updated...

Don't bother watching the Austrian entry on catch-up. It's got that whole "Feed the World" charity fund-raising song vibe. I'd set up monthly Direct Debit just not to hear it again...

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Austria's entry


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Melon-Cat indeed.


It was so much better when terry wogan used to get trashed and start being borderline racist
Damn! I've missed the more amusing years...

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Ragnarok

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dubstep is far too popular for eurovision
Perhaps liquid would have been a better choice...? :lol:

The whole thing was fucking hilarious though - especially Graham Norton's constant catty comments (bitching at other nations' presenters, only to then furiously back-peddle and thank them when they'd given the UK a few points).

[Though perhaps the THC made it more amusing, allegedly]
 

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LOL! Italy coming back after more than a decade and instantly capturing second place and whats even more important, miles ahead of germany :tank:
 
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