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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dan M, Apr 11, 2010.

  1. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    just told me hes been shopping in southampton and had sex with a female tramp.

    he was walking past clinton cards and saw a woman tramp and said to his mate..."ive never seen a girl tramp before" she heard him and said you would still fuck me and so he did
     
  2. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Aye, lots of tramps in Southampton.
     
  3. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    ive just realised the first post makes no sense but its generally true
     
  4. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    wait ive just read it again and it does make sense































    it happened
     
  5. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Was her name Sarah?
     
  6. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    " ive never seen a female tramp before " ... you told this story like a true childrens story reader, i was sat right in class then with my legs crossed...

    ... ending with " and so he did " was the icing for me
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i hope this true life story inspires many for generations to come ...
     
  8. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    Aha unwashed minge. :cool:
     
  9. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    she had a dead mans cock inside her which he took out and threw at a passing bus
     
  10. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Its not unwashed. She washes it religiously with Buckfast every night.