Essex Lingo

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Sammy_Dodger, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    A lil Essex lesson for you guys!...

    alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item

    amant - Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend")

    assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc

    awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely
    lost ("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day")

    branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look
    branna today, ave you been on sunbed?")

    cort a panda - A rather large hamburger

    Dan in the maff - Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the
    maff")

    eye-eels - Women's shoes

    Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre

    garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: "Oi,
    Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working

    proper")

    Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island

    lafarjik - Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik")

    OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or

    during banging dance tunes at clubs

    paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport

    reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection
    by a lover ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig")

    Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in
    the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap
    opera, Eastenders go on holiday

    tan - The city of London, the big smoke

    webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ("Webbats is
    me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour")

    wonnid - Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police

    zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it
    actually is. ("I told ya a fazzand times already")
     
  2. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    bless em, they still havent grasped alot of those long words yet
     
  3. DJ_DAFT

    DJ_DAFT is back

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    my gal's dad is from essex and he does talk like a ryt plonker...lol

    uck in ell!....:lol:
     
  4. Lottie.

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    lol im from essex
    even better, im from SAAFFEND
    ;)
     
  5. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    nuffin worng wiv an essex gurl...

    ...had a few
     
  6. souljah

    souljah liquid lover...

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    lol we all know what they say about folk from essex...........
     
  7. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    FUCK YOU ALL!
     
  8. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    sorry, FACK DA LOT OF YAS.
     
  9. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    HAHA
     
  10. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    between a low hum and a high whine
    sounds more aussie to me by reading this...
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha quality!
     
  12. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    kid get ya fahkin cahh and drive it up ya ahhhhssss guy
     
  13. souljah

    souljah liquid lover...

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  14. DJ_DAFT

    DJ_DAFT is back

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    LOL...nice try
     
  15. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    your face.
    cough, i like essex accents.
     
  16. souljah

    souljah liquid lover...

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    :sing:love is in the air everywhere i look around.......
     
  17. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    your face.
    that's not essex lingo :teeth:
     
  18. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    sounds like a bit of a nasty cough you got there... i'd recomend 2 spoons of calpol and sherk 2, it'll make you feel better in no time.
     
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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    i'll cough on you if you're not careful.
     
  20. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    is 'alwright sun' essex or landan? :beers: