This is probably the best news story of the day. According to Sky News, and I cannot contain my glee as I copy this: "A radio station has banned James Blunt from its playlist. Last week, the singer defended his music at the Ivor Novello awards ceremony by telling his critics that if they didn't like his songs, they should switch over. Now a radio station has gone one better by banishing him from the airwaves. Essex FM is responding to listeners who say they are sick of hearing Blunt's hits You're Beautiful and Goodbye My Lover everywhere they go."