Erradicating The Smell Of Ass From Your Ass.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Moskit, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    This is impossible.

    I refuse to shave/bleach it.

    I also refuse to stop letting random Pakistani Muslims bugger the Infidel out of me.

    Please let me know how to stop my poopiece having the air of musty bum.

    Thanks in advance.

    Andy A
     
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  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Did you know that Joanna Lumley has got a plastic arsehole
    This was caused by excessive cocaine use up her poo chute in the sixties, and she has to get her entire "back door" replaced with a platic one because her real one fell to bits.
     
  3. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Tasty!
     
  4. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaa. prosthetic piece.
     
  5. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    so she was stuffin nose brandy up her balloon knot?
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I can stop my scrotes smelling of wet socks & rotting vegetation.

    But I can't achieve the same level & length of cleanliness for my botty.

    This is a serious issue.
     
  7. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    opposite... for me! even have a nice tidy garden down there :confused:
     
  8. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    NOW WITH FOAM MOTHER FUCKERS
     
  9. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Thank you for your suggestions, but the words "Acid" & "Ammonia" on those products, inspire me either to drink them, or create homemade explosive devices.

    Not pour on my tainted little sphinct-holios.
     
  11. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Impossible as you have have a slack ass from Muslim sodomy. Every time you fart, shit is trickling out of your arse!
     
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  12. safety

    safety double safety

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    tcp it, bitch
     
  13. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    id go for white spirit, then followed by an aggravated assault of the rectum with sand paper by a big black gimp.
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    This is the best advice so far, thank you...










































    MUG
     
  15. Jakue08

    Jakue08 Active Member

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    wipe your ass properly after you've been for a shit
     
  16. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    if you bathe in an extra soapy bath it will stop the clingons
     
  17. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    angle grinder to chisle off the dangleberries, meth and a brillo pad to ease off any stubborn skid, then moisturise with some oil of olay for that smooth shiney finish.

    ur behind will no longer stink like a bin mans cuff.
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Excellent.

    :D
     
  19. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    on that note, try the tusk of a rhino ;)
     
  20. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    You tried a daily bath?

    :)