Erradicating The Smell Of Ass From Your Ass.

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This is impossible.

I refuse to shave/bleach it.

I also refuse to stop letting random Pakistani Muslims bugger the Infidel out of me.

Please let me know how to stop my poopiece having the air of musty bum.

Thanks in advance.

Andy A
 
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Did you know that Joanna Lumley has got a plastic arsehole
This was caused by excessive cocaine use up her poo chute in the sixties, and she has to get her entire "back door" replaced with a platic one because her real one fell to bits.
 

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Did you know that Joanna Lumley has got a plastic arsehole
This was caused by excessive cocaine use up her poo chute in the sixties, and she has to get her entire "back door" replaced with a platic one because her real one fell to bits.
so she was stuffin nose brandy up her balloon knot?
 

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I can stop my scrotes smelling of wet socks & rotting vegetation.

But I can't achieve the same level & length of cleanliness for my botty.

This is a serious issue.
 

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Thank you for your suggestions, but the words "Acid" & "Ammonia" on those products, inspire me either to drink them, or create homemade explosive devices.

Not pour on my tainted little sphinct-holios.
 

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Impossible as you have have a slack ass from Muslim sodomy. Every time you fart, shit is trickling out of your arse!
 
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angle grinder to chisle off the dangleberries, meth and a brillo pad to ease off any stubborn skid, then moisturise with some oil of olay for that smooth shiney finish.

ur behind will no longer stink like a bin mans cuff.
 
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