ergo etc etc

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  1. Toejam

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    So some dude goes into a barbers and asks the dresser to shave the image of madonna's top lip into his hair, but the bloke refuses because he has no training in shaving lips into hair whats your favourite crisp flavourso this dude kicks off yelling and shouting and waves his fists, and then he drops his trousers and shits onto his left foot and then plays keepy uppy with his own hot lunch then leaves to a round of applause

    kom
     
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    i'm not sure, but this might have happened to me once in the isle of wight?

    could have been totally different though...

    like, me and some bird i didn't really know went to a tesco to get some beers, and then i had a poo in the bogs because it was about to appear in my pants, but i was constipated, and when i finally came out of the bogs the shop was shut and i was stuck in there, then some zombies attacked me before my nan saved the me and the world by singing 'imagine' by john lennon.

    although that may well have been a dream...

    i'm not really sure.

    actually no, i was well wrong, i've got it now, just forget what i have written.




    it was an asda in rochdale, and my aunt sung 'easy lover' by phil collins.
     
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    i sat on a chair in east nan bread whilst reading the times and listening to a barry manilow dubstep remix
     
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    Apparany; ,micheal jacksons dead?
     
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    nah he lives on in the form of paper machete
     
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    Prawn cocktail
     
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    sheeees an easyyy loverrrrr :not_worth
     
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    im hungry i might eat an mp3
     
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    would you like fries with that?
     
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    I may have a slice of .wav if ive got cash to spare.
    gunna wait abit for my appetite to build up though