epic nigerian email i got...

spiderfran286

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this was in my junk folder....what a thick bastard...

OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
TREASURY AND MINISTER FOR
THE CIVIL SERVICE,LONDON,
UNITED KINGDOM.

Our ref: BRT/1370/IDR
Your ref:26/01/2011

I Rt Hon David Cameron MP,Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and
Minister for the Civil Service British Government wish to inform you of your
Inheritance Payment from British Government.The British Government,order the
Release of this Funds to you with immediate effect.

So, this letter is to officially inform you that ATM Card worth of
£2,000,000.00 GBP been accredited in your favor, with ATM Card Number:{4080
2010 1765 5503};Your Personal Identification Number[112].

As this office will mail you a Visa/ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw
your funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTRE or Visa card outlet in the world with a
maximum of £5000 GBP daily.Further more,You will be required to re-confirm
your Bio Data as stated below to enable;Rt Hon William Hague MP Secretary of
State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs,begin in processing of your
Inherited funds.

(1)Full names: (2)Address: (3)Country: (4)Nationality: (5)Phone:
(6)Age: (7)Occupation: (8)Post Code: (9)Sex:
A scan copy of your passport or any mode of Identification

Rt Hon William Hague MP.
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
Email: sfc_affair@2g.cc : fcaffair@london.com
Tel: (+44) 701 116 4174

TAKE NOTICE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other
person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the State for Foreign and
Commonwealth Affairs to avoid hitches in receiving your payment.


Regards,
Rt Hon David Cameron MP
Prime Minister
 
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Gumby

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omg that has got to be the worst scam attempt ive ever seen.

i love how they tell you at the very end... p.s- dont tell anyone else!! :lol:
 

richie_stix

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been looking for a flat recently... found one too good to be true, this is the email i got back...

Thanks for your email and it is my gladness to hear from you.I am Johnson,the owner of the Flat you are making inquiry of.Actually I resided in the Flat with my family,presently we moved away due to my transfer from my working place,my Flat is Located at 24, Rosary Gardens, South Kensington London, SW7 4NT and presently my Flat is still available for rent for 320GBP per month including the utilities like hydro,washer,gas,internet, cou ncil tax and one secured parking Space,it is fully furnished but we can get it unfurnished for you if you prefer that..Now, I went for a Crusade in the West Africa and i will like you to get in touch with my wife in the United states for more details & pictures of our flat as She is with the keys and the documents to the Flat.Please, i want you to note that i am a kind and honest person,also i spent a lot of money on my property that i want to give you for rent,so i will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this Flat and want you to treat it as your own,I hope you understand that.I want you to keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad to see it neat when i eventually come to London to see our clean it is and will try to do that some day...Where areyou located? let us know how soon you are willing to move in as we aredeciding very soon on who to take our flat.Email my wife Lucy, on (BONNIECARE40@YAHOO.COM) she will attend to you better.
Thanks for your interest.
Best Regards,
Johnson
NB Viewing wont be possible now but everything can be done accordingly if you are ready for this to be done and we are not just after the rent but someone who will take good care of our flat.Its still available and you will enjoy it ..
crusade in africa, the fuck!?
 

ThePapa

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Overly rhetorical e-mail is overly rhetoric lol. Wait for them to ask you to moneygram the deposit! Nuff scams a gwarn in the rental market Ritchie...


Gumtree is the worst.
 

ONSLAUGHT88

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that really is mental, jus make up equally unbelievable stories about yourself, tell them your into the swingers scene and you hope he wont mind a few people and plenty of banging?
 
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