epic nigerian email i got...

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  1. spiderfran286

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    this was in my junk folder....what a thick bastard...

     
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    Reply with a picture of goatse.
     
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    omg that has got to be the worst scam attempt ive ever seen.

    i love how they tell you at the very end... p.s- dont tell anyone else!! :lol:
     
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    oh god the spelling and grammar
     
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    been looking for a flat recently... found one too good to be true, this is the email i got back...

    crusade in africa, the fuck!?
     
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    Overly rhetorical e-mail is overly rhetoric lol. Wait for them to ask you to moneygram the deposit! Nuff scams a gwarn in the rental market Ritchie...


    Gumtree is the worst.
     
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    tell me about it! as if i could get a whole flat to myself in kensignton for £380pm!
     
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    Do what matey on that bored.com or whatever & work out a way to scam them back for lols.
     
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    http://www.dontevenreply.com/

    this fella!
     
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    Lucy will attend to you though Richie, whilst Johnson sits in the corner and strums
     
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    Thats the chappie Ricardo :2thumbs:
     
  14. dose.bs1

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    Rape them through email the daft cunt..
     
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    that really is mental, jus make up equally unbelievable stories about yourself, tell them your into the swingers scene and you hope he wont mind a few people and plenty of banging?
     
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    draw for the black homo
     
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    Black homo could definately sort this.
     
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    People get executed for sodomy in Nigeria so he'd have to be careful...
     
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    still get black homo on it. gotta love emails like that
     
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    Tell them you wish to turn it into a crack den Rich.