epic fail

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rob_del_terror, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    Just read a story on the local papers website about a lad who was in court for strangling his girlfriend for not putting out. It said he was told if he did the dishes she'd put out, then changed her mind. Finding this all rather amusing i messaged the lad to tell him that there was a big pile of dishes at mine and i'd get ten pound mel off central drive (a well known crack whore) to chew him off.

    the message i got back read
    "i would but im not in to incest"

    its his mum!!

    I've always said its a small town but fucking hell.
     
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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Sums up Blackpool if you ask me :teeth:
     
  3. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    I love the place, but i'm afraid you're 100% correct.
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Fuck-a-doodle-do! £10 Mel tho hahaha! What a name.. And to be his mum is just hilarious! haha!
     
  5. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    un-fucking-real. i have confirmed it is definitely his mum as well. i know one of her daughters and there's the lad listed as her brother!! he's got a different last name from smacky mel and her daughter so i would never have made the connection.
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    SO JOKES!!!!

    £10 Mel...... what you get for £10?? talk to me.
     
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    Nigh on impossible to have a good time for a tenner these days so im not holding out much hope.
     
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    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    that is incredible
     
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    Can i just confirm the girls alright by the way? lol.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    £10 Mel with her 2p smell.
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i fink i luv her
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    you know one of the daughters yeah?

    is it £5 Sandy or £3.49 Tiffany
     
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    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    wow I could have the whole family for under 20 quid
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Is £10 Mel Blackpool's pleasure bitch
     
  16. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    Nah, seriously. Her daughter is ok. In fact you have to give her respect for not growing up to be a disgusting crack whore like her mum. ten pound mel is grim. We only assume its ten pound, noone has been there yet. To paint a picture, she's about 45, shes got varicose veins on her legs and teeth of china.
     
  17. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    def bone dat
     
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  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    AEHEAHAEHAEHAEAEHAEH EWOKS AEHHAEHAEHAEAEH NICE NAME FAGWAD EAHAEHAEEHAAEH EWOKS aaah. shit.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    £10 mel? I wouldnt break a £20