Just read a story on the local papers website about a lad who was in court for strangling his girlfriend for not putting out. It said he was told if he did the dishes she'd put out, then changed her mind. Finding this all rather amusing i messaged the lad to tell him that there was a big pile of dishes at mine and i'd get ten pound mel off central drive (a well known crack whore) to chew him off. the message i got back read "i would but im not in to incest" its his mum!! I've always said its a small town but fucking hell.