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Just read a story on the local papers website about a lad who was in court for strangling his girlfriend for not putting out. It said he was told if he did the dishes she'd put out, then changed her mind. Finding this all rather amusing i messaged the lad to tell him that there was a big pile of dishes at mine and i'd get ten pound mel off central drive (a well known crack whore) to chew him off.

the message i got back read
"i would but im not in to incest"

its his mum!!

I've always said its a small town but fucking hell.
 

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un-fucking-real. i have confirmed it is definitely his mum as well. i know one of her daughters and there's the lad listed as her brother!! he's got a different last name from smacky mel and her daughter so i would never have made the connection.
 

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you know one of the daughters yeah?

is it £5 Sandy or £3.49 Tiffany
Nah, seriously. Her daughter is ok. In fact you have to give her respect for not growing up to be a disgusting crack whore like her mum. ten pound mel is grim. We only assume its ten pound, noone has been there yet. To paint a picture, she's about 45, shes got varicose veins on her legs and teeth of china.
 
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