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hyperd4eva

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Just had a pretty severe one...

work on an IT Helpdesk 3 days a week at a charity place for my company.

just been to help this super fit bird and as soon as i sat down i let rip the loudest most savage fart ever. Smelt a bit like eggs mixed with Cabbage!

She now hates me....!

Anyone else had moments like this they would like to share.!?
 

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Went to 93 Feat East with then gf and my mate Charlie, some friends were putting on a Sunday daytime party, quite a sweet event actually.

Anyway, Charlie really fancied this girl (Regina) who I know and asked me to introduce them. So I bring her over but Charlie was distracted by summat, I said 'Charlie' to attract his attention, he looks up and in surprise dropped his beer bottle on the floor. Beer gushed out straight up into his crotch, and he was wearing white trousers, dunno how so much beer splashed out but he was soaked thru.

Regina wasn't too bothered he looked like he had pissed himself and was talking to him anyway (rather than laughing and pointing like most ppl would have done).

Charlie was soo embarrassed and had to leg it to the bogs,:clown: & he couldn't bring himself to talk to her again after...:D
 

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Stayed over the most amazing girl's house, but fell asleep before shagging her and woke up realising I'd pissed the bed because I was so pissed.

I just bailed out the back door and never saw her again.

She was proper fit too :(
 

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Stayed over the most amazing girl's house, but fell asleep before shagging her and woke up realising I'd pissed the bed because I was so pissed.

I just bailed out the back door and never saw her again.

She was proper fit too :(
id say this was more something to be proud of!
 

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Omg.

Running 200 metres in athletics championships. Was in 2nd place bwt 25 metres from the finish line when my legs suddenly give way and i come crashing to the floor.

The whole place is laughing at me and i get up and walk over the line in last place.

That was pretty embarassing :(
 

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flashed at some car that drove past school, and a teacher saw me do it. lied and said i was going for a piss to my year head, got off with a days exclusion. she blatently knew i did it.
 
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I was on the laptop for school stuff then got bored and I went to look at yo mama jokes (balls bored man, idk why) teacher saw it suspended my laptop privliges a bit and asked me to read one to the class. I stuttered about 12 times or so on the word the and then a lady friend of mine saved my ass and finished for me. After that I was laughing randomly about how stupid I was and got moved seats for it.
 

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one of my mates told me this is what happened to him once...

he pulled this bird went back to hers did the deeds etc... anyways he woke up, realising he had shit the bed.. instead of just doing one in shame... he rubbed it over her behind, hoping she would wake up thinking she did it.. he then left and never seen her again .. hahahahaha fog and darkness...
 

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was steamin in the pub, me and a couple of mates where chatting to these birds, basically i pulled one of them she was pretty fit. we went out side started getting the whole love thing on then she coughed out a fat greener on my face!!! she was nearly in tears and she kept applogising and shit.

still took her home at beat the back end off her though.
 

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when i was in school we had one day geography and our teacher showed us some home made pictures from south america on one picture there was a really really ugly old bitch

when i saw the picture i shoutet who is that dirty old bitch on that picture...he answerd thats my wife.....damm it
 

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one of my mates told me this is what happened to him once...

he pulled this bird went back to hers did the deeds etc... anyways he woke up, realising he had shit the bed.. instead of just doing one in shame... he rubbed it over her behind, hoping she would wake up thinking she did it.. he then left and never seen her again .. hahahahaha fog and darkness...
This is completely jokes!!!!!!!!! WINNER
 

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one of my mates told me this is what happened to him once...

he pulled this bird went back to hers did the deeds etc... anyways he woke up, realising he had shit the bed.. instead of just doing one in shame... he rubbed it over her behind, hoping she would wake up thinking she did it.. he then left and never seen her again .. hahahahaha fog and darkness...
hahahaha thats incredible.. i suddenly have the urge to shit on my girlfriend.
 

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recently i threw up all over my self and fell over in front of some girl i was gonna get busy with and woke up the next day with a dry willy :( and a few years back i fell asleep on some random bird in the pub but before i slept i was on the kareoke saying your mums a slag in a death metal sort of voice
 

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Just had a pretty severe one...

work on an IT Helpdesk 3 days a week at a charity place for my company.

just been to help this super fit bird and as soon as i sat down i let rip the loudest most savage fart ever. Smelt a bit like eggs mixed with Cabbage!

She now hates me....!

Anyone else had moments like this they would like to share.!?
Couldn't you have kept it in?
 

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I was on the laptop for school stuff then got bored and I went to look at yo mama jokes (balls bored man, idk why) teacher saw it suspended my laptop privliges a bit and asked me to read one to the class. I stuttered about 12 times or so on the word the and then a lady friend of mine saved my ass and finished for me. After that I was laughing randomly about how stupid I was and got moved seats for it.
How old are you? 14? Infact, that isn't even embarrassing...........
 
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