Elev8OR from Hell

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  1. DeeGun

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    Elevatorz man..a freakin nightmare, I hate them! I mean, what is it really? A fuckin can, that gets pulled up or let down by a goddamn rope, what a horrible construction. Those things should be a lot more massive. Bah.
     
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    what youre claustrophobic or some shit. i can stand small spaces for extended periods of time, just not people. so when im at floor 14 and am on my way home, the elvator stops at every fking floor, and i have to stand shoulder to shoulder with someone i know i could mack on or make friendly banter with, i see the beauty of the ultimate north, a glacier, with nothing but the wind in my ears, and far, far away, in the distance, the person im standing next to has its own peak. its face a litany of pain, frozen and dead. and i can do that for hours on end. the mind is a strange and wondrous thing.
     
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    I love logikz huge replies
     
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    It's like Charlie & The Great Glass Elevator but on a real doe
     
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    Lifts at my office are really sketchy. Get stuck quite often and stuff. Moved to 2nd floor now so stairs getting more use lately.
     
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    I got stuck in a lift for 5 hours in montego bay in like 40 degrees of heat, i honestly wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, i freaked the FUCK out bigtime... I had a tray of beers/cocktails luckily, otherwise the paramedics said i would have passed out from dehydration! But being shit drunk in that scenario actually made the panic worse...

    Lifts are fucking awful things & i avoid them at all costs.
     
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    Where you alone, or did you have a great sweat-time with someone?
     
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    On my own man, i had to piss in there too...

    It was hurrendous.
     
  12. logikz

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    bad ass story andreé, i know what you mean about being shit drunk in certain scenarios actually makes the panic worse, i never thought id say it, but i quite frequently think to myself, "fuck, why did i get drunk for"

    when im performing surgery. thats a bad time to be shit drunk. but seriously, i know what you mean.