eksman has vaginitis?

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  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    is this true? i read it on the dnbarena boards
     
  2. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    what the hell is vaginitis?
     
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    Eksman really likes to strain that wretched old voice box of his, bet his lady oyster gets extreme inflammation. Definitely has vaginitis.
     
  5. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    never mind good old wikipedia told me the splended information..

    eksman has a mangina? o_O
     
  6. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    furthermore wich is infected... :rinsed:
     
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    sammys Shelter Birmingham

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    dont get rude blud or he might blap blap...oh wait no he has a fanny
     
  12. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    just had a bad vision of eksman being in a porn film riding a cock. plz help :confused:
     
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    There isn't much help for being ghey. Just embrace it. Good luck to ya. :borat:
     
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    I heard he has ear AIDS
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i went to a rave once, he started mc'n, people started jumping about going crazy, chanting long to his famous oneliners ... namely semi automatic .. blap blap blap .. ( i like to go blapperdy-blapperdy-blapperdy ) but anyway, mid lyric, he stops " right everyone fuckin calm down, chiill yea, or i wont carry on and me and foxy will go home " , then he has does really ghey , trying to look hard face and scope round the crowd eyeballing everyone, then he carries on mc'n but half heartedly, the cock spat his dummy out, coz people went crazy chanting his lyrics and dancing about, he didnt have alot of space mind, but, he did have a platform he was stood on with foxy .. and he was trying to give out harsh lock eye but instead looked like a complete and utter twat ( he had a shit baseball cap on thatr didnt make it better for him) from that day on .. i think eksman .. he really is an X- man , aka used to be a man , now a fukin women the bitch has motteritus bad, throwing temper tantrums at raves then doing a hardman face - gimp
     
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    shut up moaning
     
  17. jlzr

    jlzr I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    what the fuck are u on about?
     
  18. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    eksmans a bitch .. whines like a bitch when he doesnt get his own way ..

    crying ' ill go home in a minute ' .. true story , he did that at last rave i saw him at .. what a tosspot ..

    blokes got a pussy inbetween his legs ..


    and jizzer ..


    fuck off and go and nosh of trigga you mong ,
    word on the grapevine ..

    your mums got 2 cunts .. one being yourself ..
     
  19. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    true story tho
     
  20. sam the dnb man

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    eksman does try eyeballing people.

    he did it to me last time i saw him...i just stared back whilst i was shockin out.

    then i just didnt respond to him because he was givin off the wrong vibe at this rave man.

    should have just kept with skibadee and IC3 to be honest