Egyptian Elections: sersious business

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  1. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    Check this shit out!

    Litteracy levels are so low in Egypt the candidates communicate with the general public in simple images that are easily understood for their political like symbolism an' ting. Like a stinking hippie rocket ship or a seriously Viking fucking longboat.

    How boss is that?
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Well boss, hey was Rick Astley on TV last night, I was real drunk, swear I saw Rick Astley or maybe I had a dream about Rick Astley, could you clarify for me, seems the best place to ask.
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    sure no problem, yes he was and yes you did. but first, earlier that day you thought of rick astley as you considered dancing for a brief minute, rick astley being your favorite dancer and the natural association from that point. there is where the vibration originated and this is how rick astley was not only in your dreams but actually put on tv by people far far away that you never actually met. your eminations were the source of that particular chain of events, strange and alien as it may be.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    But what if the idea was put into your mind by another person and they were in the TV version of this reality but not with you at the time, how did they become to be in the TV version of the reality but not in the first person realm that you yourself know them.
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    depends. was the show live or recorded at an earlier point in time? if live you could be in mortal danger
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Definitely live, how dangerous, like Poltergeist dangerous, could I be dealing with a Polterguy is this polterguy serious?
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    not polterguy serious. more like nuclear launch code dan brown digital fortress serious. a madman has calibrated his tv antenna to guide his digitally controlled missiles, so as to be able to kill any person he does not immediately like on tv. problems start arising when the shows he shoots the most at is old whodunnit shows from the 70s that are not being aired in their proper sequence. he ruptured space time continuum it is now a different dimension where it rains purple and the air is baguette.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Seems to be a bit extravagant way to deal with me on a Sunday afternoon, but if thats what it takes then thats what it takes, I know that they know that Im gunna be hard to deal with in any normal methods, but using Rick Astley and nuclear methods to deal with me. Do you think its the Iranians?
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    dah kanny read n tings?
     
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    I´d like to see JMZ and logikz in a poetry slam.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    the air is baguette
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Jesus are we doing that now? Are we trying to take the forum in a more upmarket way, I'm all for it. Lord Fess' CrossStitching Thread, Indi's cooking for Royalty thread, yeah lets do it.
     
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    Is Stèfan in the running? Surely he is... I'm voting for Stefan, seeing as he is actually Egypt n that.
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    thought this was about egyptian electricians
    i am dissapoint
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i got banned from the library for putting womens rights books in the fiction section
     
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    MY Egyptian political party has a nice big symbol depicting my lesbian flatmates cooking for me an ting.

    Booyaka!!
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Lesbian flatmates sound intriguing Apecat but without photos I find it hard to comment.





    Another fascinating fact about illiteracy is that the early London Underground stations had different tiling patterns on the wall so that people (ie peasants) knew where to get off... *yawns*

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  18. dirty breaks

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    I thought it was about Egyptian erections... there goes my night time fap... :(

    however, I still don't know what a 'sersious business' is, therefore I'm gonna publicly blame all a them polish and bliks for attacking 'my British' and I demand them all to go back to micro-siberi-u-ag-wah.

    that plan can't fail :2thumbs:
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha you are of course right. i doubt apecats got lesbian flatmates though, specially that cook for him.
     
  20. ApeCat

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    Oh look - you hatin' 'cos I'm stylin' off ya'!