Eggs?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by boobjunkie, Sep 6, 2009.

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How do you like your eggs?

  1. Raw

    3.9%
  2. Fried

    23.5%
  3. Scrambled

    29.4%
  4. Boiled

    11.8%
  5. Poached

    17.6%
  6. Omelette

    5.9%
  7. Don't like eggs

    7.8%
  1. boobjunkie

    boobjunkie Active Member

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    there's probably been a thread on this before but i really can't remember, so how do you like yours?
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Up my ass, but its not on your list.
     
  3. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    Cracking thread mate!
     
  4. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    I like my eggs to be fertilized


    EDIT: EGGcellent thread
     
  5. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    exSHELLent thread
     
  6. Dirty_Barry

    Dirty_Barry I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    omelette's can be dank if they are done good.

    scrambled egg on toast is still runnin tings tho
     
  7. CRoOK

    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    this thread is full of YOKEls
     
  8. OCR

    OCR SB

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    bit of a scramble to get all these egg related jokes out wasn't it?
     
  9. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    i like mine with a kiss!
     
  10. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    Hard one. Like Fried egg with ham, scrambled egg with bacon in & poached with a fry up.
     
  11. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    whoever voted "dont like eggs" needs to go away and think about what theyve just done.

    poached on toast wit brown sauce and enuf pepper to make women go urgh!
     
  12. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    alive if possible, if not wasted!
     
  13. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Difficult question, I spent 3 years at uni perfecting my egg cooking skills and I have to say no method is more luxurious than a good scrambling!

    Soft boiled with soldiers a close 2nd.

    You also left out a method... baked... my sister made me a baked egg in a ham lined ramekin earlier.
     
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  14. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Yeah when I watched it it was all in French and German couldnt understand a thing plus it had Russian subtitles, but the thing that really pissed me off about it was that you'd get the english subtitles but they'd come in 10 seconds after what had happened so you had to remember what had happened 10 seconds ago whilst trying to see what was going on at the present time. Still a bloody good book though.
     
  15. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    :rolleyes:
     
  16. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    THIS.

    Last time I went to Germany the people were being really wierd with me. I asked a women for directions to a bar and as she raised her hand she revelead the bushiest armpit i have ever seen in my life. I was nearly sick. When I finally got directions to the swimming pool they wouldnt let me in because I wasnt wearing any clothes.
    Wierd place, I wouldnt go back
     
  17. tone090

    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    Random, ive just been looking up eggs lol. Im trying to eat more in my diet as im doing weights and an egg contains 6 grams of protein!
     
  18. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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  20. Dave Dexcell

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    im the only omelette lover?????