easy ways to make money

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  1. Jakue08

    Jakue08 Active Member VIP Junglist

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    so basically im skint and i need to rack up £40 by monday, however i dont have any money whatsoever

    anyone have any ideas of how to make easy money in such a short space of time?
     
  2. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW! VIP Junglist

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    theres only 1 answer...
     
  3. Jakue08

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    i cbf to deal
     
  4. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    £40? pimp ur self out down the retirement home!
    old people are gagging to see some young flesh, u should make ends meet in no time and perhaps discover a new career u never though possible!
     
  5. Jakue08

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    when you say 'pimp yourself out' to old people

    do you mean fuck them or make them cups of teas

    ...because im more keener on the latter
     
  6. logikz

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    sell bodily fluids and compost your own waste. soon youll be making a fortune on first grade plant soil and you wouldnt beleive the kind of money theyll pay for good bone marrow these days (kidney, lounge... heart?)
     
  7. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime VIP Junglist

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    Borrow of a mate?
    Borrow of your Mum or Dad, Brother or Sister?

    Do a bit of cash in hand work if you know someone who can offer that?

    Pawn something if your that desperate.
     
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    Sell some shit.
     
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    mow a lawn for a granny, see if any fambo need any jobs doin, mug a granny,
     
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    same thing
     
  11. dnb in ya face

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    MR G has the only realistic answer here

    Get a part time job maybe?

    Sell stuff?

    Rob?

    slicethepie.com pay you 5p everytime you review a track on there ( I think) and as you do more they pay you more. Might be 2p to start with though. Its missions. You need a 5er to withdraw. I got to £4 and couldnt bare to listen to the shit on there anymore. Give it a go though.
     
  12. Indigo

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    Busk?
    Sell stuff ( not on ebay , not enough time )
    lend it
    gamble
    ask around if anyone needs some things doing , like putting a shelf up , baby sitting w/e
     
  13. flowtech1988

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    What you said - I cbf to deal

    What you meant - I'm too much of a pussy to deal

    All the cool people do it. Man up!
     
  14. muzzadj

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    Just sell a couple xbox games or something. Wash your old dears car? Borrow it? Only 40quid im sure someone can sort out out, or even borrow 20 and earn the rest
     
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    First one, then the other!
     
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    karl's right, you need to sell your lounge
     
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    what do you need for £40 for anyway? because £40 quid is a suspicious amount, roughly what a quarter costs, or perhaps a gram of lesser quality nosebag?
     
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    i might lend it to you. interest rates are reasonable, ten pence on every pound and a blowjob because i did you a favour, so you should do me one
     
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  20. Jakue08

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    lol at sirus, i sw someone doing that today funnily enough

    i reckon im guna have to sell some psp/xbox games or something

    nah its not for drugs i just owe the wrong people money which is never a good thing

    some good answers though, my favourite being logikz