@dynamic horizon

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Moskit, May 6, 2016.

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How much fresh semen does dynamic horizon ingest in his rectal cavity on a daily basis?

  1. 10 - 150.76ml

  2. Tankard

  3. Yard of guypaste

  4. Kenny Ken

  5. Sea of tranquility

  6. Dnbforum boat party

  7. Borfs stunt double

  8. MC Spitfire

  9. House

  10. Jonny deafs headwand

  11. Triggas Eye

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Hi mate
     
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  2. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Good point, however, the doctrine of Predestination receives comparatively little attention in our day and it is very imperfectly understood even by those who are supposed to hold it most loyally. It is a doctrine, however, which is contained in the creeds of most evangelical churches and which has had a remarkable influence both in Church and State. The official standards of the various branches of the Presbyterian and Reformed Churches in Europe and America are thoroughly Calvinistic. The Baptist and Congregational Churches, although they have no formulated creeds, have in the main been Calvinistic if we may judge from the writings and teachings of their representative theologians. The great free church of
    Holland and almost all the churches of Scotland are Calvinistic. The Established Church of England and her daughter, the Episcopal Church of America, have a Calvinistic creed in the Thirty-nine Articles. The Whitefield Methodists in Wales to this day bear the name of “Calvinistic Methodists.”

    Would you tend to agree, or are you just another boring troll with no descript genitalia?
     
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  3. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Never have I had to google so many words in my life
     
  4. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    (y)

    Also, I was referring to Moskits post. Not yours :)
     
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  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I got high off cheap ecstacy laced with heroin & fingered my mates hamster to orgasm with a matchstick at 3am whilst everyone was in bed... Can we fuck?
     
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  6. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    using other words:

    "I'll be the scientific The Uri of the 19th-century "Simplified" - that's what google translate said.
     
  7. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Shits getting deeper than @Black Homo on a Friday night
     
  8. Claus601

    Claus601 Custom Title

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    I would eat that pussy with no hands
     
  9. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    That's what google translate says.
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Failed forum member, ex psycho forum member, or random 17 year old with delusions of internet comic status, or just plain old jizz-gobbler?

    You decide...

    Poll added.
     
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  11. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Where is the "Dnbforum east London bog party" on the list?
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Borfs stunt double covers that you hippie...
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Wait wat

    Who in the morning fuck is event horizon

    And why are there so many deeguns threads.
    I mean to fuck with him naturally and I concur, to the fyllessueudhbhshdnhshd7:7(/(4
     
  14. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Event horizon is satanic Steves not so epic return.
    And deegun is super sexy and coool! That is why we praise comrade with epic threads.
     
  15. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i don't get what happened, if it really did indeed happen at all. but i fear recollection of a freshly pronounced internet warlord called tantric steve or what. that then done got banned for spazimisms of vast abundance with short shrift - 6 months later he rose again, born anew to the name gymnastic horizon and then like Clards dad just quickly disappeared as if he didn't exist, but with still some evidence he did because, well otherwise what the fuck are we actually discussing.
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    This has vastly improved my morning @Brex :2thumbs:

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  17. Brex

    Brex The house guy

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    To choose any other option would have made my mother cry.
     
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  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah bowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee


    HALT - HAMMERZEIT - HAUS
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    So the troll was deleted?

    Why do you fuckers always spoil the fun?

    I should be a mod, shit would get done up in this motherfucker, the right way, the street way.

    :rodigan: