Dying for a shit

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Swan'e Style, Oct 21, 2007.

  1. Swan'e Style

    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    ave to go in a minute
     
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  3. Swan'e Style

    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    hey , its the waffle section
     
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    gd point
    guess ur bout 2 get rid of the waffles :uberlaugh
     
  5. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    How was it then?
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    Was it runny, solid, brown, yellow, noisy, airy, wet, dry, incomplete, sexy, did it contain anything you haven't eaten, did you look at the paper after you wiped, did you strain, was it free-flowing, was the smell addictive, once you sniffed did you have to sniff again just to verify that you produced the goods? Or all of the above? We want details. Finish the god damn story.
     
  7. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    your a sick fucker!lol:teeth:
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    Yup, i regularly visit the local hospital to fuck the sick.
     
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    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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  10. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    I got one on deck myself....tucked away
     
  11. Swan'e Style

    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    It was alright , nothing major to report
     
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    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Awwww that was shit.........literally.
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    mine came out like a wet noodle sliding down a spaghetti spoon:hype:
     
  14. sparkyc10

    sparkyc10 Kentish Junglist

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    Sexy? I can't think of a single time when I've had a sexy shit :lol:
     
  15. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    drinking loads of wine gives me arse crayons**

    **where you just keep wiping and wiping.

    the phantom shit is weirdest, you know you had one but the evidence cant be found, even after forensic tissue examination.
     
  16. Swan'e Style

    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    you mean ''sinkers'' they go straight to the bottom :jackson:
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    It's when you shit, read porn and wank. All at the same time. Ohhh the ecstacy!