a spoof!? who in their raight mind would participate in that?!
"ok, as a spoof, we're gonna need you to host a kids talent show"
"sure, doesnt sound too hard, why is this a spoof? are the kids retarded?"
"no... we need you to, with a look of sexual desire on your face, kiss and caress a small boy, make a few sexual gestures, possibly even make it look like your doing him up the bottom"
"right, let me think about this..." *2 seconds later* "OK, ill do it!"