DUSTEKS HOW TO FIGHT PROPERLY THREAD

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    :boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing::boxing:
    WATCH THIS SPACE
     
  2. safety

    safety double safety

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    didn't dustek co-write the wikipedia entry on fighting
     
  3. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    ALLS I KNOW, DUSTY WOULD FUCK YOU 2 UP. NUFF SAID HOLEMSIES
     
  4. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    where's DJ/PRODUCER/MMA FIGHTER/ANDY C when we need him?
     
  5. FUCKING COCK!
     
  6. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    haahahah
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HEAEAHEAHEAHEAH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRULE
     
  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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  9. technic1210

    technic1210 ''VINYL VINYL VINYL''

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    that video is the SHIT! cant make out the hit very well, but if i can see well enough, it looks like he elbows him in the cheek? either way what a fucking blow! boo ya mother frucka!
     
  10. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    The key to winning a fight is winning it beforehand.

    That means preparation.

    You have to build up your strength, endurance and agility.

    You don't have to have expensive equipment, you can practise on anything.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNaJ9JmF7V0&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_J4Pj-yShY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqxSKA1XKS4&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-a-UDGniRQ&NR=1

    A good way to build speed is to run with motivation

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-SYdF-ZrY

    Once you've built up your strength and endurance on inanimate objects, you need a sparring partner.

    They don't need to be willing, you can always pick on somebody smaller or weaker than you, like a girl.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ssZom-95s&feature=related

    Once you've built up your street fighting skills, to Kimbo Slice levels, you can go on and become a MMA star.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4GfOJ9Q7U

    (Kimbo Slice, hahahahah, yeah he'd beat my ass but Subsonic would take him).
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    The only way you can deal with a wall is to get a chicken to lay an egg in it like in Return to Oz surely everyone knows that. Stupid Chav
     
  12. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    YOUNG TUNA hahahahaha.


    Simple way to win a fight...

    Just get a few mates round, bit of yayo, get hyped and go out smash the cunt(s)!
     
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    kama benkama.net

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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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  15. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  16. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    One day you will thank Master Dustek fro his Wisdom
     
  17. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    i achually lol'ed to fuck from them videos, thanks :)
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Strike first and you gotta have the ability to throw some fierce lowkicks..and keep your hands up!:D:rinsed:
     
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    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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