Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Oct 29, 2008.
WATCH THIS SPACE
didn't dustek co-write the wikipedia entry on fighting
ALLS I KNOW, DUSTY WOULD FUCK YOU 2 UP. NUFF SAID HOLEMSIES
where's DJ/PRODUCER/MMA FIGHTER/ANDY C when we need him?
Tackling a pimp technique
that video is the SHIT! cant make out the hit very well, but if i can see well enough, it looks like he elbows him in the cheek? either way what a fucking blow! boo ya mother frucka!
The key to winning a fight is winning it beforehand.
That means preparation.
You have to build up your strength, endurance and agility.
You don't have to have expensive equipment, you can practise on anything.
A good way to build speed is to run with motivation
Once you've built up your strength and endurance on inanimate objects, you need a sparring partner.
They don't need to be willing, you can always pick on somebody smaller or weaker than you, like a girl.
Once you've built up your street fighting skills, to Kimbo Slice levels, you can go on and become a MMA star.
(Kimbo Slice, hahahahah, yeah he'd beat my ass but Subsonic would take him).
The only way you can deal with a wall is to get a chicken to lay an egg in it like in Return to Oz surely everyone knows that. Stupid Chav
YOUNG TUNA hahahahaha.
Simple way to win a fight...
Just get a few mates round, bit of yayo, get hyped and go out smash the cunt(s)!
In my 36th Chamber you must train, train and train.
thats funny as fuck!
One day you will thank Master Dustek fro his Wisdom
i achually lol'ed to fuck from them videos, thanks
Strike first and you gotta have the ability to throw some fierce lowkicks..and keep your hands up!
That could possible help
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