DUSTEKS HOW TO FIGHT PROPERLY THREAD

technic1210

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that video is the SHIT! cant make out the hit very well, but if i can see well enough, it looks like he elbows him in the cheek? either way what a fucking blow! boo ya mother frucka!
 

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The key to winning a fight is winning it beforehand.

That means preparation.

You have to build up your strength, endurance and agility.

You don't have to have expensive equipment, you can practise on anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNaJ9JmF7V0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_J4Pj-yShY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqxSKA1XKS4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-a-UDGniRQ&NR=1

A good way to build speed is to run with motivation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-SYdF-ZrY

Once you've built up your strength and endurance on inanimate objects, you need a sparring partner.

They don't need to be willing, you can always pick on somebody smaller or weaker than you, like a girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ssZom-95s&feature=related

Once you've built up your street fighting skills, to Kimbo Slice levels, you can go on and become a MMA star.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4GfOJ9Q7U

(Kimbo Slice, hahahahah, yeah he'd beat my ass but Subsonic would take him).
 
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jmzmaloney

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The only way you can deal with a wall is to get a chicken to lay an egg in it like in Return to Oz surely everyone knows that. Stupid Chav
 

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YOUNG TUNA hahahahaha.


Simple way to win a fight...

Just get a few mates round, bit of yayo, get hyped and go out smash the cunt(s)!
 
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