Nah seriously tho, Durham is alright for a night out... not for DnB or anything so much but they are building lots of new places. The love shack is probably the biggest club there, it's your typical chart house / r&b / hip hop type place if you want that kinda thing. (There is a Spoons & also a slug right near it for cheap drinks)
There are some good bars if you look around, I can't remember the names of half of them tho.
If your looking for DnB or anything else it might be worth jumping on the train to Newcastle, it only take's 15 mins or so.