Dumb Ideas

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  1. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    What are some dumb things you've told your friends ("mates") to do or they've told you to do. Beside the usual :gang_bang

    Last night, I ate 2 of these whole:
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    Stomach still hurts, mouth burned for 30 minutes and I was near tears. Damage has been done to the throne ("the loo").

    Reason for thread: Need dumb ideas.
     
  2. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    are you obsessed with food? lol

    man, your brave to put 2 of them badboys in your mouth! i did eat a scotch bonnet for a laugh once, well i was not laughin at all - similar thing, 30 - 40 mins of sheer fire.

    never again bro. the best thing is getting others (chilli noobs) to do it when you know how much it burns and they dont lol
     
  3. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    ^haha no, not obsessed with food. I'm a first year uni student. And on the floor I live on in student housing, everyone I know did it last year so they pressured me to do it for shits n giggles last night

    Man I feel so bad still.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    the_voice Active Member

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    i went up to some insane showermen today

    and said

    hiya right in there faces
     
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    Snipaz I've been naughty, I'm banned

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  7. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    we once got a friend to snort vodka, silly cunt. do not try this at home! by the look on his face, he'd be better off with some of those chilli's man.

    i was bet £5 to pinch this birds ass in a kabab shop.......she girl went spastic trying to beat the shit out me, trying to pull my hair n everything she really flipped.
    i think laughing the whole time didnt help though and further enraged the girl, naturally

    i once bet a friend to ride my mountain board (dirt board) round a track we go too with a can of beer in one hand to make some funny pics. he broke his wrist in several places within about half a minute
     
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    Snipaz I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Note: that same guy - a few months later (he lived in a pub) came home pissed up and without checking thought the back gate was locked and preceded to climb the fence. he got the 'wobble' as you do on a fence and fell head first into the ground, needing a quite few stitches in his forehead. when his mate who watched on ran to help, he opened the gate and walked right in! gutted.

    the first time i took him skateboarding he broke his knee aswell lol
     
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    dumb idea: flick matches at friend in bed

    got bored of flicking matches so turned around had a few spliffs, said to mate "do you smell burning?"

    turned around to see that the the corner of his bed was on fire, my mate is such a stupid waster he didn't notice his arm was kinda of fire and that there was a fire next to his head

    anyway punched him a bit tried to get him up because fire hurts and all that, cept he kept telling me to fuck off, so i pointed out he was lying in fire, he didn't seem to care hmmmm...

    anyway eventually put fire out and mate was pissed off about his arm being burnt, plus the wall had black all up it and half the matress had big melty hole mmmmmmm....
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    :lol: we have a rule: you spill it, you snort it.

    oh some of the funny things people have had to snort :lol:
     
  13. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    I like that rule^ me and my suitemates may have to implement that
     
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    haha @ FES. thats a great rule. in the words of borat.....I LIIIIIIKKEE
     
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    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    last time we had a house party someone came up with the genius idea of us all wet shaving our heads, old ladies were giving me funny looks at the bus stop for a few days.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    needless to say i have quite the selection. mainly, these are the result of large amounts of booze in a short period of time, like the time when i found a squat bar, hidden in the middle of the centrum, theyd even built a cinema, and a beer was 1 euro and a vodka was 2. so i said really, a vodka. for 2 euros? prove it, give me 4, and wouldnt you beleive it, i got four! so then i said now i want 4, but in the same glass!

    15 minutes later i was stampeding towards an old ex's house who id sworn never to speak to again. she got me on the phone she didnt even bother with conversation she was just like 'where are you and how long till youre here'.
    i woke up in her bed the next morning and had a few verrrrry uncertain moments when i didnt know how the hell i got there but initially also where i was and who the girl with the school teacher glasses was. then i reckognized her huge oversized honker clarinette of a nose and anxiety and years of suffering ensued.
     
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    IIIIII PUT THE SCREW, IN THE TUNA!
     
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    Told my mate to get on top of a car and cling on while we drove. But we took a corner too sharp and he came off and broke his right arm and 3 ribs.
     
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    Me and this guy were digging foundations for a camp we were building when I was 10. We were using a pick axe to dig the hole and whilst he was on duty I had a little rest got up and the fucker stuck the pick axe in my head. There was blood everywhere bloke ran of crying left me in a pool of blood.
     
  20. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    PUTTTT THE NEEDLE, ON THE RECORD!

    Brofski, nice one. Gotta try on little brother, of six months old.