my name is osama bin diesel..i was the actor vin diesel but i got bittin by a radioactive osama bin laden.
it all started when i was walking down the street..a guy came upto me and asked for my autograph so i gave him it..turns out people like me because i beat people up...so i put 2 ontop of 2 and beat him up.
Then everyone hated me because i beat up someone who didnt do anything wrong.. so i put 2 ontop of 2 and went to beat someone up who did something very wrong..OSAMA BIN LADEN!
as i was fighting him he bit me...WHY WOULD U BITE THE DIESEL!
turns out he was making a bomb and got contaminated...i woke up the next day with the beard, a coma jacket and the love of caves