dude is vin diezel dead??

Greg P

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So how did it not happen?

A no drug overdose?

A not car crash?

Tell us logikz, what didn't go down?
 

MARKLAR

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So how did it not happen?

A no drug overdose?

A not car crash?

Tell us logikz, what didn't go down?
i think wat happened is he didnt choke to death on a ham sandwich!
itd be good if he did tho!
 

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my name is osama bin diesel..i was the actor vin diesel but i got bittin by a radioactive osama bin laden.
it all started when i was walking down the street..a guy came upto me and asked for my autograph so i gave him it..turns out people like me because i beat people up...so i put 2 ontop of 2 and beat him up.
Then everyone hated me because i beat up someone who didnt do anything wrong.. so i put 2 ontop of 2 and went to beat someone up who did something very wrong..OSAMA BIN LADEN!
as i was fighting him he bit me...WHY WOULD U BITE THE DIESEL!
turns out he was making a bomb and got contaminated...i woke up the next day with the beard, a coma jacket and the love of caves
 

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He's not dead...your thinking of his career!!! hayoooooohhhhh!!!!!!
 

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my name is osama bin diesel..i was the actor vin diesel but i got bittin by a radioactive osama bin laden.
it all started when i was walking down the street..a guy came upto me and asked for my autograph so i gave him it..turns out people like me because i beat people up...so i put 2 ontop of 2 and beat him up.
Then everyone hated me because i beat up someone who didnt do anything wrong.. so i put 2 ontop of 2 and went to beat someone up who did something very wrong..OSAMA BIN LADEN!
as i was fighting him he bit me...WHY WOULD U BITE THE DIESEL!
turns out he was making a bomb and got contaminated...i woke up the next day with the beard, a coma jacket and the love of caves
Haha one of the best posts ever :lol:
 
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