duck thread

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    The male duck in the blink of an eye explosively releases his 40-centimetre-long penis, uses it to lasso the female and forces himself on her.

    The long duck penis is corkscrew shaped, twisting in an anti-clockwise manner. The duck vagina twists in the opposite direction, preventing the duck penis from reaching deep inside the female.

    Female ducks may tighten their vaginal muscles to thwart an unwanted male, but relax them during sex with a preferred male, making it easier for his penis to bypass the barriers and deposit sperm near to the egg.


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    My duck died the other week.
    After owning a pet duck for seven years I can confirm none of the above to be factual.
    RIP u beautiful bastard :lighter:
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    Ducks are tasty.
     
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    yessiree, most comics feature a character with a beak called duck this or that, so i used to think it very unoriginal, like family guy being a copy simpsons type unoriginal, but then if you consicer spiderman, most everyone has the powers of an animal. ducks are fucking nimrods, but yuo have to admit they are real macho, totally dominant, imágine if they were big as us, they would be a cruel cruel race of overlords
     
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    The plural of duck is actually deek. Or duksuses. Depending on whether your UK or USA English
     
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    You quack me up.
     
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