Drum and Bass Epic Joke!

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  1. invisible

    invisible Active Member

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    That was epic...

    :rofl:

     
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  2. EuroTide

    EuroTide Well-Known Member

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    how many people in the audience actually got this one ?
     
  3. fuuz3r

    fuuz3r KRISTJAN V

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    browsed trough the comments and came across something interdasting:


    DarkRezo
    jungle is a sub-style of D'n'B just like hospital, dark step and others. It's not a different genre like techno, house, breaks, trance etc. Just my 2 bits :)
     
  4. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh that famous dnb sub-genre called hospital

    Not my favourite though, I like doctor-step the most

    Isn't it amazing how many people come across as know it alls about dnb on youtube yet in reality they know sod all
     
  5. bortlicenseplat

    bortlicenseplat Member

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    high contrast is my favourite sub genre
     
  6. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    pretty clever if he really did do that on the spot
     
  7. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    that joke is so old even jesus knew it







    I'll be here all week :teeth:
     
  8. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    Ok when is the funny bit?

    no seriously though, that joke was epic in 1998.
     
  9. fuuz3r

    fuuz3r KRISTJAN V

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    yea, but if that really was real and not staged/scripted in any means, i take my hat off for this guy any time. i couldn't come out with a joke (without google) on 1 day prep time and a pregiven subject, let alone a totally random subject and 2 second prep time
     
  10. Olllie

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    Looks like he got the joke through his ear piece.
     
  11. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    ear piece in, and that joke is so lame
     
  12. Statuseight

    Statuseight New Member

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    Why did the Lion get lost in the Forest? He fucked the joke up before the Punch line. He's shit at Tax evasion as well.
     
  13. spitnuk

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    Here's one I made up during the summer, you can have it for free.

    Which track would win gold at the drum and bass olympics?

    Mo' Fire (Mo Farah)
     
  14. OneSeventy

    OneSeventy Mohican Sun

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    He didn't get it through his earpiece, he said the exact same joke on QI several years ago. Not many in the audience got it then either.
     
  15. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    the joke about princess di at the end of this dvd is much funnier.
    has a whiff of shock value about it too
     
  16. Floating Hunter

    Floating Hunter Well-Known Member

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    2007

     
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  17. fuuz3r

    fuuz3r KRISTJAN V

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    lion got lost in a big jungle
     
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    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    Lions dont live in the jungle plus he says the punchline wrong
     
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