Discussion in 'Waffle' started by $marty, Jan 14, 2013.
i used to get pilled working at wetherspoons in grimsby. i got sacked. i got sacked from every bar job ive ever done for being fucked. its too easy to do a double voddy and lemonade, and say half way " oops, sorry , you asked for coke didnt you " ... then neck it like soda water shot infront of the boss like a boss. trolleyed is an under statement brah.
anyway. where am i going. think im tryna sound cool or summit. gettin sacked isnt cool. but bar jobs are good. lots of booze and nice young women all dressed up smelling of minge guts and what not propping up the bar. yh. job in a club, getting pilled up and serving bitches was the one.
actually had me in stitches
the shrooms trip was awesome haha
it looks like he's talking to noone everytime he says "hello there"
"It'll all be over soon..... Have a beer....".
Shut up dedbul-
You know it's in Watford yeah?
think there's a picture somewhere of me "doing things" to that statue behind him
edit: and yeah $marty
haha cant believe this made it on here.. its my best mate from birmingham uni, i linked him the liberty caps over christmas. shits going viral
I laughed funny stuff
thats pretty mad.. you're the man behind the mushrooms. even madder its gone viral. even madder you just told the world you sold him illegal drugs. even madder i just saved an image of the screen as evidence. even madder ive quoted you so even if you delete the post it shall remain. even madder you gotta now check your pms for my paypal address. even madder i want 50 quid or im forwarding it to my brother in zee police force. even madder you just admitted to selling drugs on a vid that is indeed going viral.
you mad bro ?
thats pretty mad... you're blackmailing the man behind the mushrooms. even madder i've just saved a screenshot of this. even madder ive quoted you so even if you delete the post it shall remain. even madder you gotta now check your pms for my paypal address. even madder i want 50 quid or im forwarding it to your brother in zee police force.
you mad bro?
That would be head into the woods and take mushrooms Can't rep you any more!
I once went to my job as a kitchen porter after taking 7 or 8 acid. Dont know what I was thinking, my 3 hour shift seemed to take forever and I never went back to that job.
used to do a bit of k here and there when i was back in uk - made for some interesting afternoon
occasionally used to bang up 5 mins before closing to back for some interesting rush hour traffic
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