Dropping Crotchfruit

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Sooo according to my sister, I drink way too much haterade.

    I'll admit, I'm a hater. A negative Nancy.

    One of my favourite things to hate on is children. I've been doing a lot of research (read: googling) about being childfree. It seems like a pretty good lifestyle choice to me.

    Reading the comments on childfree blogs can be a highly amusing activity. This little transaction had me in stitches;

    DROPPING CROTCHFRUIT?

    CROTCHFRUIT?!1

    :rofl:

    :lol: :lol: :lol:











    so yer.. babies. eewww.

    :zest:
     
  2. Gumby

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    get some cats....many, many cats.
     
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    CROTCHFRUIT!
    best thing ive ever read
     
  6. Gumby

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    i fucking hate animals. they're just as bad as children, needing food and attention and all that jazz. rubbish idea.
     
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    You will hit 30/35, become incredibly broody and wonder what the hell you were thinking when you started this thread.

    Guaranteed
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i dropped some crotchfruit in my pants at the mention of crotchfruit.

    anyway, its not that i hate kids. i like kids, little fuckers dont know what they have in store. running around all happy and shit like they wont have to pay taxes for shit they dont benefit from or have to worry about which brand of toilet paper will be less painfull on their hemorrhoids. little fuckers.

    its babies i dont like.. "oh look at my baby, hold my baby. baby baby baby" NO! its ugly, looks like a demented midget. send it back.

    fucking babies. i dont like them until they can talk, i dont mean, wah wah baby said its first word. i mean talk talk. like say something stupidly amusing or at least tell me when you have shat yourself.
     
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    one does not simply. become broody.

    having children is choice, not a fucking natural phenomenon.
     
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    Having children most definitely is a natural phenomenon! :lol:
     
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    Are you broody yet? I know I am, we could be bro parents.
     
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    You might want to look up the words 'natural' and 'phenomenon' in the dictionary. Also, wait until you're a little older before declaring that you never want kids. You are being too hasty, you're still young.
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Well that apple tattoo is shit. So are kids. With you on this one!
     
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    :lol: there is nothing phenomenal about reproducing. any bitch can spread her legs. its not a miraculous achievement!
     
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    FACEPALM. Get the dictionary out
     
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    Phenomenon: something that is impressive or extraordinary. a remarkable or exceptional person; prodigy; wonder.

    Now quit trolling me.
     
  20. 3rd degree

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    How about actually checking the definition rather than making it up?